pandersnatch

a stank hoe who hangs out at the Laundry mat and blows homeless midgets for three fifty

your mothers a pandersnatch

by cracker July 20, 2003

Parkering

When a person relentlessly complains on social media about their local sports teams.

The Buffalo Bills lost again, everybody is "Parkering" on Facebook right now.

by Grumpy Cat Dan December 15, 2018

The wandering janitor

The wandering janitor is a special fetish maneuver that roughly involves fucking a girl wheelbarrow style while you walk around and mop up spills on the floor with her hair.

dude i janna and i were having sex and i totally gave her the wandering janitor

by mitt greb November 6, 2007

Wandering Sock

A living sock that will explore the house when no one is home and hide itself in improbable places to find a sock.

I finaly bought a cage for my wandering sock. Last time we were out it snuck into the toaster!

by XCchamp June 17, 2009

Wandering rose

Someone who is beautiful inside, but refuses to believe it. They wander the world in search of themselves, but they really don't need to be searching. They just need to open their eyes or look in the mirror.

Other people's view: Wow what an awesome person.
Wandering rose's view: who am I, Do I have a purpose, do i matter at all?

by Dianatrics February 13, 2010

Wandering Old Man Syndrome

A state in which one finds themselves randomly walking around, usually without a set course or destination.

Man 1-"What's he doing? That's the third time he's walked by the doorway."

Man 2-"Dunno, must have Wandering Old Man Syndrome."

by Khozo September 23, 2010

panckering

when shawn ignores me from 4PM-3AM because he is "in a call"

me:"why are u talking to me in 1-2 letters"
shawn:"?"
me:"bye"
shawn:"y"
me:"stabbing gif"
friend: i think shawn is panckering !

by notpipi May 10, 2021