Painfully stupid

The state of being unfathomably unintelligent that it causes other people's brains to enter into an irreversible sequence of chaos where neurons begin to fight themselves and burn key braincells down until your brain becomes as dumb or dumber than the original person who is painfully stupid thereby telekineticly spawning painful stupidity into the minds of others, with the precision of lightning. Sponge Bob is a classic cartoon example of this when he forgot his name at the restaurant.

Guy 1: if I jump off of this cliff then I will be able to grow wings and fly back to the top of the cliff.

Guy 2: brain tries to process painfully stupid idea... Fails
Guy 2: I'll join you bro.

Guy 1&2: both are now dead at the bottom of cliff

by JuicyBoy1234567890987654321 May 29, 2022

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Painfully Bullish

Thoughts formed due to strong leadership, innovation and community vibes.
PAINFULLY BULLISH!

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Memeland Ecosystem makes me painfully bullish

by Nem <3 ML April 21, 2023

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Painfully Real

A word to describe someone who expresses their feelings about a situation when they are upset.

You are one of the funniest and painfully real people I have ever met.

by she_is_too_real May 26, 2023

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painfularious

Something so bad, so awful, it's downright painful but you can't help but laugh at it in misery.

I was on the train and this girl was singing Smash Mouth's All Star on her iPod, and singing it badly... it was so painfularious but I couldn't stop laughing.

by mdhattar December 28, 2010

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