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Protection

1. A condom or other contraceptive
2. A gun, knife, or other weapon
3. A form of extortion whereupon the victim agrees to pay his 'protector' not to beat or otherwise harm him. Old school organized crime scam.
4. Clemency from authorities via political or other connections.
1. Before you bang that nasty ho you better have protection.
2. I ain't goin out after dark in this hood without protection.
3. Vinnie hit up the shopkeep for his protection money.
4. "Fuck you, man. I can sell this crack all I want. I got protection."
by DoktorJ December 28, 2005
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fridge protector

Someone who relentlessly protects the fridge at all cost
"Aye Cedric you see that big ass fridge protector over there"
by Tsavage901 October 5, 2017
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Pocket Protector

A plastic shieve inserted in one's shirt pocket to prevent pens from leaking and staining the shirt.
As far as i am aware it was invented in the US, and never exported to the rest of the world.
Not popular anymore, even among geeks
Yo, jigga whats wit the pocket protector?
I keep my dust in there, bro
by Nerg June 7, 2004
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Hong Kong Protesters

The bravest people in the world. They are armed with nothing more than molotov cocktails but have to face off against an array of lethal weapons
Dude, the Hong Kong Protesters are braver than our army!
by LiberateHKRevolutionOfOurTimes December 31, 2019
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The Holy Protector Of Butt

a homosexual man that will deny being gay but he will look at large homosexual men and make definitions about them. He always wears a buttplug but he pours a lot of oil on it to make it come out "by accident". He has a fetish for cucumbers.
Guy 1: OMG its The Holy Protector of Butt
Guy 2: Look he dropped something!
Guy 1: Look it's a buttplug
The Holy Protector Of Butt: oh no my pants fell down!
Guy 1&2 get a boner and start to anal The Holy Protector Of Butt.
by Dr Jean O'Side November 24, 2019
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Erection Protection

The amount of protection provided by clothing such as pants, sweaters and shirts, that helps to hide the fact that you have an erection.
"My swim shorts didn't have very good erection protection last night. Every one in pool could tell I was as hard as a rock."

"I'd give these new pair of jeans a 10/10 on the erection protection scale!"
by Missed or Nickel August 12, 2009
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Hong Kong Protesters

One man’s terrorist is another man’s freedom fighter. Mandela’s adversaries labeled him a terrorist but history has recorded him as an anti-apartheid hero. Young black-clad Hongkongers hurling petrol bombs are not rioters. They (Hong Kong Protesters) are freedom fighters fighting for the freedoms promised them. Mainland media and some local commentators have even accused the protesters of looting, which is a bald-faced lie.
(By Mr Michael Chugani on 7 November 2019)
by The World Stand with Hong Kong September 9, 2020
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