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Pregame jerk

When you know you’re about to smash on some good poon but your also a 2 pump chump, you call for a bathroom break and rub one out to prolong your pipe game
Yo Donte I was bout to tag sum tail but knew I was done for so I called a pregame jerk and was able to hit that shit all night before spreading the sauce.
by Chopperindabag April 29, 2021
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Pregame

Sex before an extent instead of trying to keep your wife/husband/significant other awake afterward
Gary & Melinda like to pregame before they go to the fortieth birthday party.
by NebraskaMooser April 16, 2021
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pregamed

V. When you show up mildly intoxicating from "pre-gaming" or drinking before the party, by yourself
Hey Cat I'm just letting you know, I'll probably show up a little pregamed.
by LUIS FALCONI July 12, 2017
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Irish Pregame

An orgy
“Hey, what were you guys doing in there? It sounded kinda sus
“Don’t worry my bro we were just having an Irish pregame, Notre Dame is playing soon so my boys and I had to get it on
by bamsuch9 November 7, 2020
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pregame piss

When you go pee right before an online video game match/round, commonly but not limited to online multiplayer first person shooters such as Overwatch, CSGO, and Valorant
Oh shit dude yeah we’ll play, hold a minute I just have to take a pregame piss.

We’ll play right after I take my pregame piss
by Robotron 9000 August 13, 2020
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Pregame Drizzle

A sexual act, specifically ejaculation inside a vagina, intended to produce a wet slick environment before the woman engages in an activity

It's when a guy delivers a special "lubrication delivery" inside a vagina to prep the lady for her next adventure.
Ariadna was preparing to go to a party; however, she was not permitted to leave the house until she had received her pregame drizzle.
by SwolePoleDad August 6, 2024
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Floridian Pregame

It's like a normal pregame, but instead of alcohol, it's crack.
"Yo, you wanna come with us to the Floridian Pregame?"
"Nah, I'll just stick with the booze for now, thanks."
by Holt's V-Raptor March 6, 2022
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