poopie pants

what you call someone who just shit their pants

Hey where did len go? He just shit his pants n'at, damn poopie pants

by Len Jr. February 27, 2009

The Ghost Poopie

The sly poopie you have sometimes which is so illusive that when you wipe it leaves NOT a SINGLE remain or smidge of evidence—The only proof your poopie leaves is what‘s in the bowl staring back at you. Ghost poopies are more common in the fall season around Halloween. Be careful they are so sneaky and sly you sometimes don’t even know they slipped out.

Person 1: Bro I just took such a massive sh*t but I ain’t see nothing on the toilet paper?!
Person 2: Happens to the best of us, you caught a case of the Ghost Poopie!

by peepeepoopooman:) July 6, 2020

Shy Poopie

When you feel the need to poop, but it won't come out, no matter how long you sit on the bowl. Sometimes occurs in public toilets. Also occurs when you feel under pressure to move bowels, like when someone is waiting for you.

I thought I had to take a crap, but nothing came out.

Dude, you had a shy poopie!

by Cheela June 20, 2006

poopie butt hobo

a poopie ( poop e ) butt hobo is where you walk into an alley and see a hobo who is currently pooping his pants or has poop all over his naked butt. poopie

random guy: excuse me but you have poop all over yer butt.
poopie butt hobo:so.... you got a problem wit dat punk.
guy: no... just sayin

by the_baconbutter January 2, 2013

poopish

adj. one that feels bad; a term to describe something that isn't very good. Commonly used sarcastically.

This St. Nick's Shastas is pretty poopish.

You work today? That's pretty poopish.

by Jodans February 5, 2008

Pooples

The unit of measure concerning the urgency of an anticipated bowel movement.

Based on a scale of 1-10.

Dude, I was at 8 pooples. I barely made it in time.

by joe crow 8675309 November 27, 2011

short poppies

A New Zealand slang for a small towner, someone who hasn't left the town they were born in. This term is used usually in a derogatory sense i.e. a dim local, ignorant hick, etc.

The town is filled with short poppies, not a working brain in the bunch.

by Briggs215 May 28, 2014