poof

someone who promises to come for drinks and doesn't come

Ben said he was coming on Thursday, but didn't come. He's such a poof

by urbanlegend1845 November 26, 2020

poof

Brandon

"he's a poof" that person was called Brandon

by ImAMasterBaiter March 11, 2022

Poof

to hide something up your ass.

here come the cops, poof that shit!

by punisher January 23, 2004

poof

You "poof" when you run out of marijuana and you're out looking to get some.

Yo.. you smokin' tonight?

Naw man.. I'm poofin'!

by Sam Kott May 26, 2004

poof

Adjective, describing something as being cool or hot

"Oh my God! That bracelet is so poof!"

by blickblocks July 6, 2005

Poof

When having sex a mans penis builds up a massive ass air bubble that comes out with the cum, and when released it makes a sound similair to a wet flagulent, like a queef.

"Holy hell man, i poofed on my girl last night" said Sid.

U fucking poofer.

by Robert Beyer August 2, 2006

Poof

kicking something/ over an obstacle , or a wall

The guard was mad that the kids poofed the soccer ball over the fence.

by Micalex March 11, 2019