Pony

To partake in sexual intercourse, characterised by a combination of gratuitous ferocity, a profound absence of mercy and occasional insanity towards the recipient. Normally the prescribed response to a minor infraction.

Brad: "Dude, Charlene's getting her John Wayne walk on today"
Todd: "Yeah, she forgot to do the dishes, I had to pony her ass"
Brad: "Sweet"

by Joshoid April 23, 2006

Pony

A Pony is a person who is new to first and third person shooter games, or just sucks. You can use a "Pony" to keep yourself protected and get kills. By following a Pony around and letting them take point, it allows you to follow behind them and clean up their mess, thus keeping you safe in situations where you probably would have died and allowing you to snake kills from inexperienced players.

I'm gunna follow this Pony around and see how many of his kills I can take.

by BuBlLeS March 9, 2011

pony

One of the less attractive models (during the early 90s) of Ford Mustangs.Like the white on vanilla ice owned. Not including the original or the 2006 models cos they were cool.

"Look at that cat in his pony thinking he hard"
"Should of got a warranty on that thing, he's gonna get beats"

by snakeeyes July 29, 2006

pony

A 14.3hh little shit that is not meant to hike around kids at birthday parties.

Oh, I ride a pony

by strawberryfieldsforever09 August 2, 2011

pony

Someone who is unpleasing to the human eye.
Also known as a minga.

Man what is up with Rob and the pony?

by HankDank April 23, 2006

pony

something that is juvenile, and usually pussy-esque.

man, that shit is pony! you are pony. yo mama is pony. i'm gonna slap the pony outta ya....

by rizzlefo May 14, 2003

Pony

Acronym for "Product Of New York". Sneakers brand used by Dan Marino among other 80's NFL stars.

"I will be wearing my PONY shoes next game"

by daworkaholic_86 November 27, 2015