Schoolers Pledge

The silent pledge all grade schoolers take to never crap in a school toilet.

"I really gotta go, but I took the pledge."

by John Mahoney October 28, 2004

I pledge alligence to the flag of United States of America, and to the republic, of which it stands, one nation under god indivisible with liberty and justice for all

Bruh. Really? Just…
Bruh.

I pledge alligence to the flag of United States of America, and to the republic, of which it stands, one nation under god indivisible with liberty and justice for all, but I copy and pasted this

by Hola Soy Dora I like Eddsworld November 30, 2021

Ur pledge of allegiance and star spangled speeches a hedge of queer sieges and dudes without penis

The key to the destruction of the multiverse, having the capability to eradicate all life forms in every single dimension in every single timeline. More powerful than any line starting with “ur.” Only been used once before in history, but was denied by an uno reverse card.

Ryan: Did you eat the rest of the cereal
Robert: Yeah why
Ryan: *slowly brings his hands together, closing his eyes while making an upside down triangle with his fingers*
Robert: U-ur mom gay!
Ryan: *opens his eyes, they’re now glowing* No u
Robert: *falls to his knees* Don-
Ryan: Ur pledge of allegiance and star spangled speeches a hedge of queer sieges and dudes without penis
Robert: NO- #*{£<+¥\•
*Robert himself would start to crack, causing holes in the space-time continuum as Ryan drains the life force of every single living thing in existence, becoming one with the void*

by Aggressive_Genji_Main October 21, 2018

Lemon Pledge

A sexual act wherein two older or elderly men urinate on one another simultaneously. Name derived partly in reference to "Lemon Party", as well as the mutual nature of the urination being the "pledge".

"This old dude on twitter won't stop talking about Lemon Pledge, I think he might be in the closet"

"I just watched a video where two old bastards signed a Lemon Pledge, gross as hell"

by Cool Al Yankovic July 31, 2012

A Starmer Pledge

A Starmer Pledge - something said to gain credence, credibility and most importantly elected, with no intention of EVER implementing said “pledge”. Also known as a Boris Promise.

I told my mom I’d clean up today but it’s ok it was just a Starmer pledge

by WellysWords October 25, 2022

the pledge dance

When a student stands up to say the pledge of allegiance, places their hand over their heart, and spins around a few times because he/she can't find the flag in the classroom. May be performed by multiple students at once.

It's mildly amusing to move the flag around the classroom a few times a month and watching about a dozen kids do the pledge dance.

by (pseudonym here) July 3, 2005

Lemon Pledge

The purest most addictive artificial smell in the history of humankind.

As its aroma ventures into your unworthy nostrils, it plants the seeds of ecstasy and euphoria into the womb of your mind.

Its child is the harbinger of sex for the nose.

Q: Oh my fucking god what is that orgasmic smell?

A: That would be the scent of Lemon Pledge wafting towards your unworthy vicinity.

by Twisted Magnum August 28, 2009