pilf

Pilot I'd like to fuck. You know you've seen them wandering the airports... probably drunk. And you want to jump their bones.

"Whoa! Did you see our pilot? He's a PILF!"

pilf by Rainbabyroo December 7, 2006

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PILF

Holy smokes, were you over at Sally's yesterday? Man she has got one hell of a PILF for a father!!

PILF by fu sha sha October 16, 2008

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PILF: (n) Acronym referring to a "Philosopher I'd like to fuck."

Usage:

Me: Dude, Wittgenstein is a total PILF!
also Me: Yeah, good thing reading Wittgenstein is a total mind-fuck.

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Palin I'd Like to Fuck. References the 2008 Republican vice presidential candidate, who happens to also be a MILF.

Man, dude, that Sarah Palin is such a PILF.

PILF by Jeff Kelley October 18, 2008

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Look! that man in that van is definately a PILF!

PILF by ilusion80 October 21, 2010

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Derives from the root word, ilf. It stands for Parakeet I'd like to fuck. Used to describe especially attractive parakeets.

Guy 1 - Holy shit, check out the color on that parakeet! And those wings, wow! What a pilf!

Guy 2 - Hellz yeah, I'd tap that!

pilf by John Argon August 6, 2006

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erin from APO sure is a pilf

pilf by pilf#2 November 16, 2006

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