pilf

Person I'd Like to Fuck
Pilf is for any non-binary or anyone who doesn't go by he/she. It's basically Milf and Dilf!

"Wow look at this person over there!"
"Wow they're a Pilf!"

by Lovely apples April 6, 2021

pilf

verb: short for pilfer
- to obtain money or property by way of theft.

see also: pilfer, steal, swipe

"Noone can afford THAT radio, man. You gotta pilf that sh*t."

by ShadowK August 5, 2004

Pilf

Parent I'd Like to Fuck

"Ayo you see that parent over there!"
"yea what about them?"
"They're a pilf!"

by Lovely apples April 1, 2021

pilf

president id like to fuck.

Guy one: Damn, you know who's a pilf?
Guy Two: Who?
Guy one: Yulia Tymoshenko
Guy Two: Damn, your right. I would tap that.

by breebot January 28, 2009

Pilf

A gender neutral alternative to dilf or milf, the p standing for parent.

John: God, they’re such a hot middle aged pilf.

by sydisswag December 19, 2020

pilf

hella atractive parent i'd like to get fucked by
(mostly gender neutural like nob-binary or agender)
aka non-binary/agender dilf you'd like o get pegged

also called pilfy

person 1 - why do you keep flirting with my parent?
person 2 - because they are a pilf
person 1 - ok you are worrying me friend

by i has found pilfy July 1, 2021

Pilf

A term for Non-binary people to use instead of “Milf” and “Dilf”

They are totally a Pilf

by troft August 3, 2021