pitty clap

Occurs when an athlete finishes well after most of the competitors in a race. Usually given to the last place swimmer in a 500 yard freestyle. The audience intends it to be a polite gesture, but for the rookie swimmers it is a sign of failure. A sign of a good rookie year for a new swimmer is to avoid the pitty clap.

7 of the 8 swimmers finish the 500...

1 minute later: pitty clap is given to the poor freshman who is just coming into the wall.

by dan2768 September 10, 2009

Pisty

To be aggravating, annoying, irritating, not doing what you want them to do.

Ethan: Hey Jacari can I copy your homework?
Jacari: HELL NO!!! I worked hard on it!!
Ethan: pleeeaseee!!
Jacari: No.
Ethan: Okay fine. Your being really pisty.

by Illuminati GURL October 16, 2011

Pofty

Someone who is really wise and smart

This guy looks like a pofty, I really want to know what he is up to

by History&EnglishResearch August 9, 2020

pity shit

When a fucker dismisses something upsetting that's happened to you in order to proclaim their own "shittier" experience.

Major pity party.

Pete: I tried to tell Rebecca about my terrible night but she just kept pity shitting on me.

Doris: What a cunt.

by just pete October 7, 2020

Pitty Patty

The foot prints left from a small animal.

Look John! There are some pitty pattys in the snow over here!

by Fallenwhitesnow January 24, 2022

Pity Sex

When a girl has sex with a boy just to make him feel better about himself or special

When Rachel lost her virginity and had pity sex with Finn just to make him feel special

by pressedlemon January 25, 2013

pity pussy

when a girl gives out sex out of pity or when she feels sorry

Girl 1: Aw man, John just got dumped by his girlfriend.
Girl 2: You should give him some pity pussy
or
Girl 1: That nerd will never get some in his life
Girl 2: Pity Pussy time!

by dave!7 February 5, 2009