Prister Penaldo

A finished camel currently hiding from Messi in the deserts of Saudi Arabia, known for statpadding against small teams in qualifiers and ghosting in world cup knockouts. Hes also the only individual to win eight instagram d'ors.

Me: Hey! Did u see Prister Penaldos penalty yesterday against Lithuania? He is such a farmer bro!
Friend: Nah bro Lithuania is a big team, unlike most in Copa america!
Me: You are such a Prister Penaldo fan!

by Honest Prister Penaldo fan February 6, 2024

Pristiano Penaldo

Pristiano Penaldo Is a ghost living on the streets of Saudi Arabia. make sure to Not bring any tap-ins or penalties around him or he will take them and stat pad against Al Kebab. He is known to be the worst player to ever play football and ghosts in big games. He steals penalties from his teammates so he can get goals. no one has ever seen him play, he sits on the bench all game.

look, It's Pristiano Penaldo! Run, hide the penalties!

by Penalty Merchant Penaldo March 19, 2024

Crystianle Penaldo

the last time he won the world cup was in 1994 and he was brazilian.

crystianle penaldo basically=fucknaldo is rigged shit who cant even see

by M8888S| November 24, 2023

Pessi penaldo

two good footballers who played for madrid and barca in 1642 and they invented penalties

Who created penalties?
Pessi Penaldo they were the best in 1642 at footbal

by Igotaps7 September 17, 2023

Penaldo

A ghost from Portugal known for only scoring penalties against weak teams like Luxemburg. He is known as the G.O.A.T (Goofiest orangutan alive today) and he disappears when a strong team faces him.

Person 1: Yesterday someone scored 3 penalties in a match
Person 2: Must have been Penaldo

by ChadMessiEnjoyer January 31, 2024

Penaldo

A rude word that is used to try and disrespect the goat of football. Pessi is also a rude word to disrespect another goat of football. If you use these words your ball knowledge is in the negatives.

Penaldo statpads against baby teams with penalties.

by Onyx Football January 14, 2025

Crystianle Penaldo

Crystianle Penaldo is a fucking ass rigged ballon d'or stealer who doesn't deserves a single ballon do'r in fact he owes 8 ballon d'or to Lionel Messi THE GOAT. Crystianle Penaldo is a short ass fat penis shit player who can even run and he's 1000000000000000000lbs not fit at all. BASTARD CRYSTIANLE PENALDO

Crystianle Penaldo should never ever even exist in this universe, he scores 1 penalty in 5 careers of MEEEEESI.

by M8888S| November 24, 2023