Penaldo

Messi's biggest fan. Has tried to achieve a career like Messi's all his life, but has always fallen short. His favorite way of trying to catch up to Messi has been to take all the glory for penalties that his teammates win. His favorite drink is Penaltea and nowadays he roams Saudi Arabia on his camel looking for more penalties. His fanboys use his 5 robbed champions leagues to try and make him somewhat relevant but it's still not enough to surpass Messi's greatness.

You sure did a Penaldo today!

Yea I know I stole your penalty.

by EpicKPs October 16, 2023

Penaldo

Penaldo is a word used to describe the fraud, crying, famous football diver, Ronaldo. He gains the name penaldo for diving for penalties more than Neymar does himself. Penaldo is also in a camel league with camel refs, so he can dive easier. Penaldo will ghost in big games and dive for penalties no matter what. He has no world cups unlike the true goat lionel messi. Penaldo can also describe "finished" or "diving"

i went to swimming practise today. I had to jump off the board and dive into the pool for my swimming drills. I told my instructor, "I'm penaldo!" and he knew that i was gonna dive.

I finished my homework today, in class. I yelled to my teacher, "Penaldo!" and she knew INSTANTLY i was finished.

by Penaldoggyaldocameldo June 12, 2024

Penaldo

Pisstiano Penaldo is a ghost from liechtenstein who sells perfume and underwear. Penaldo is also known to lash out at small teams just like Pessi

1:"hey did you see the hattrick Penaldo scored Yesterday"
2:"you mean hattrick of penalties?"
1:"yes he scored 3 penalties and 1 tap in"
2:"Penaldo is pinished"
3:"hey don't talk about my pidol like that!!!!"
1:"SHUT UP"
2:"SHUT UP"

by Pessidoggyispinished July 13, 2024

Penaldo

Portugal r*pist who roames open in Saudi Arabia looking for penalties .
Player who is currently living is shadow of greatest footballer of all time Lionel Andres messi

Penaldo who was never seen winning a trophy after 2016 when var was used in game

ALWAYS AGAINST ME 😭😭😭

1. That girl is the greatest crybaby

2. That girl is a penaldo

by Kuniga December 29, 2023

Pessi penaldo

two good footballers who played for madrid and barca in 1642 and they invented penalties

Who created penalties?
Pessi Penaldo they were the best in 1642 at footbal

by Igotaps7 September 17, 2023

Penaldo

A rude word that is used to try and disrespect the goat of football. Pessi is also a rude word to disrespect another goat of football. If you use these words your ball knowledge is in the negatives.

Penaldo statpads against baby teams with penalties.

by Onyx Football January 14, 2025

Crystianle Penaldo

Crystianle Penaldo is a fucking ass rigged ballon d'or stealer who doesn't deserves a single ballon do'r in fact he owes 8 ballon d'or to Lionel Messi THE GOAT. Crystianle Penaldo is a short ass fat penis shit player who can even run and he's 1000000000000000000lbs not fit at all. BASTARD CRYSTIANLE PENALDO

Crystianle Penaldo should never ever even exist in this universe, he scores 1 penalty in 5 careers of MEEEEESI.

by M8888S| November 24, 2023