Male Pattern Blindness

Male Pattern Blindness / Pattern Male Blindness - A condition that afflicts men in which they are in a situation where a woman is giving every signal he needs to make a successful close but he does not notice. Later on, he may finally realize his blunder but the realization comes too late.

A girl might give a guy IOI's (indicators of interest) such as touching his arm, playing with her hair, or laughing at his unfunny jokes. A guy with male pattern blindness, usually due to lack of confidence, assumes she is just being nice when in actuality she wants him to hit on her / kiss her / fuck her / etc...

by Evil Ryan February 29, 2008

Saturn Pattern

When someone licks around ones asshole, and then inserts their tongue into said asshole, in order to mimic the rings around Saturn.

I can't believe Easy E was Saturn patterned last Friday night.

by Saturn Pattern December 3, 2017

male pattern cameltoe

When a man has pants or shorts on that are so tight that his junk is clearly outlined in them or provides the viewer with an almost "wedgie" appearence.

Gross, that guy suffers from Male Pattern Cameltoe his pants are so tight.

by ImBringingBloggingBack September 30, 2006

San Diego Sidewinder Camo pattern

A combination of colors with a snake like appearance that blends with the surroundings in San Diego.tan brown kaki camo

Combination of browns and tan colors with the effect of snake skin added to create San Diego Sidewinder camo pattern

by dallyup May 8, 2010

slattern pattern

Tramp stamp of the 19th Century

"I am by no means assured of his regard and even were he to feel such a preference I think we should both be very foolish to assume that there would not be many obstacles to his marrying a woman of no rank who sports a slattern pattern."

- Sense & Sensibility, Jane Austen

by splinter9 November 4, 2011

female pattern blindness

When fully grown women who should know better wear clothing that is fundamentally mismatched, i.e., a striped skirt and a plaid blouse.

That fat cow of a lady over there is wearing a plaid skirt with a striped scarf. She obviously has female pattern blindness.

by Feliz the Great January 19, 2005

male pattern baldness

When your hairline has taken too many L's, and recedes away into nothingness entirely.

Male Pattern Baldness is common in adult males over the age of thirty or so.

by SagelyPerson September 30, 2015