palmer

Palmers are amazing friends there really funny and always get to know there friends really well and Palmers will all ways stay committed to your friendship because there just generally nice people so if you meet a Palmer try and become there friend

Palmer is a amazing person

palmer by Lolagremlin March 20, 2026

Palmer

Someone that harvests palm fruits for the purpose of profit

E.g : The palmer came to our house yesterday

Palmer by Professor Dotman March 27, 2026

palmer housing 

To walk in a very gingerly and deliberate fashion because of swollen and painful feet or just plain old "bad" feet. Not to be confused with shuffling, this term originated down south in the 1920s-30s-40s. Redd Foxx and Richard Pryor often used this colorful rare word. Origin unknown.

Look at that old man over there palmer housing. His corns must be killing him.

palmer housing by Rita Pastormerlo June 22, 2007

Palmer Middle School 

Palmer Middle school is a school filled with rich ass homophobic pieces of shit. People at Palmer are hoes and do drugs. The teachers are fucking perverted and the admin fuckin sucks. The food there tastes like ass. All the white girls have their Mommys pack them lunch that they then share with their homophobic shit boyfriends. These Basic white biscuits think that they're popular but they are not.

If you go to Palmer Middle School expect homophobic pieces of shit and white girls that think they're popular.

Palmer Middle School by Butterybiscotti March 30, 2019

Palmer piss 

v: the insane urge you have to pee after drinking a can full of Arnold Palmer.

hold on guys, I have to go take a real long palmer piss.

Palmer piss by hewhosmites October 2, 2010

Palmer Moment

When someone makes a joke that is intended to be funny but literally no one laughs.

Palmer: *insert bad joke*
Everyone else: *complete and utter silence* 😐
Person 1: “Palmer moment”
Everyone else: *laughs historically”

Palmer Moment by cmcgi21 March 18, 2021

Palmer, Alaska 

The greatest place ever. Period. Home of the Alaska State Fair, lots of weed, fuck-ups galore, Kwik Mart ice cream (after the remodeling), and Pioneer Pizza. Thank the Lord for Pioneer Pizza.

Dude, let's go to Palmer and get stoned.

Palmer, Alaska by Meh. Go Away. May 8, 2005