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PABS

Usually explaining someone's Ab's when their name starts with a 'P'.
Jason: Damn Dude, Pebo's Got Some Ab's!

Brandon: Nawww Man! Those Are His PABS!
by jasonmzmza August 21, 2010
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PABS

An acronym for "People Are Basically Stupid," which offers quick explanation for other's inane actions. Especially useful for real-time identification of reasoning behind obviously stupid activity when the target is within earshot. Also applicable, however, for expedient past-tense discussion of such activities.

PABS was cynically derived from the philosophical theory, "People are Basically Good." PABS can therefore also be employed in philosophical discussions providing explanation for emergent sociological behaviors which are seemingly irrational, such as group think. Whether the behavior is a result of simple non-thinking, or attributable to thinking people's lack of timely information, PABS's umbrella is arguably applicable.
Bewildered person: I really don't understand how that person is so confused by this vending machine.
Comforting response: PABS.

K: It sure seems like our government is highly ineffectual given our present tax burden, wouldn't you agree?
M: Indeed! PABS.
by Andy McAllister November 19, 2007
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Pab

A term originated from Richmond, British Columbia meaning "Dab Pen". The name was invented as a code word for Dab Pens to avoid being too explicit while talking about it near teachers or parents.
Yo, can I get a hit of the pab?
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Pab

You people, pussy ass bitches, that talk bullshit, lie, can't say anything to anyone's face, have no balls, pretend to be other people, etc.
Pab needs to grow up.
by Stiletto 42 March 29, 2021
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Pab

A pab (which stands for "pussy ass bitch") is simply a very annoying person. A pab also tends to think highly of himself/herself and act excessively giddy for no good reason.
"Look at him strutting around like he's so important. What a pab!"
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PAB

a PAB is a pussy ass bitch, also known as a severely whipped male. His girlfriend has him so pussy whipped that he cannot even play xbox360 without her permission.
DAMN, tyler is a pab major.

he's so whipped it hurts me!
by Hilda Sorky June 15, 2008
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Pab

"steve your a Pab"
Pab?
punk ass bitch
by jizzmaster4447996 September 23, 2009
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