Oscarpistosis

The fear of going to the toilet at your boyfriends/girlfriends house..

I'm dying to go to toilet after being at my boyfriends house. I wish I didn't have oscarpistosis

by Liamspreece April 19, 2014

Oscar

A short hispanic, sexy guy with a charming smile. Likes to laugh alot and is very humorous. He loves his friends and has one personality that everyone likes. Shy at first but can make your day when needed. He won't let his friends fall because he will fall with them and help them get up. Is very athletic and loves soccer. A great lover and amazing friend. Knows how to kiss good and is a great sex partner. Although short, he can be big in romance.

Oscar is so attractive, I love him.

by Car wreck November 20, 2013

Osian

A Welsh name which amazingly translates to "with great power, comes great responsibility"

The name has been used by the Welsh folk for centuries and has largely increased in popularity in the past 10 years.

Jill: I think Osian is such a lovely name
Jack: i couldn't agree more!
Uncle Ben: what does it mean in english??

by OSHWANZ May 6, 2009

Oscar

A small Italian man who wears red overalls and a red cap with the letter M on it he can jump high but that’s about it. He loves magic mushrooms and when he’s high he seems to think he’s tall and can spit fire balls so don’t go on front of him when he has shrooms.

Guy 1: hey I was playing super Oscar bros the other day
Guy 2: it’s mario bros u fucking idiot

by Timmy367_69haha August 11, 2020

gay oscar

A boy with hair that looks like a porcupine and loves to ride and suck dick for life.

Guy 1: He's such a gay Oscar
Guy 2: Yeah he is

by TheKool-Aid-Kid September 8, 2016

Najimi Osana

Someone whose gender is a mystery. You may look at that person(checking her out) only to feel disgusted by yourself after questioning what gender that person actually is.

Daaammmnn, that Najimi Osana looks pretty nice(hot)......OH WAIT!!!!! OH GOD NO..WHAT GENDER IS SHE AGAIN?!?! WHYYYYY!!!!!!

by mossmich September 1, 2019

Oscar

Oscar is one of the most amazing people you will ever meet. He is good looking with a great personality. He hasnt had a gurl friend as hes waiting for the perfect girl to stay with forever. He is liked by everyone and has the best hair ever. If u ever meet an Oscar become his bff and dont ever let him go. He is amazing at everything he trys especially dance singing and acting. He hates to admit tho its true that most girls fancy him (especially me xox). You can always trust him and hes always there for u. Love you xox

Girl 1: Hey look theres Oscar
Girl 2: Hes soooo dreamy
Girl 1: I know any girl would be lucky to have him
Girl 2: But hes to good for all the girls

by xoxthatgirlxox November 13, 2013