Jag

A jag-off, a Jagster or Jack off. Someone who's goofy, worthless & weak.

Get that jag outta here, I won't have him messing up my night.

by Anonymous November 8, 2002

jag

an asshole.

Wow, that guy's a total jag.

by Forrealll November 11, 2010

jag

Just-A-Guy or Just-A-Girl. He's better than a SLUG (Semi Lingering Under-Average Guy), but he's really just a guy. It's NEVA his world - not now, not neva.

What a Jag!

by DRJC November 14, 2010

Jag

a bender, or a drug or alcohol binge broken up only only by the possibility of sleep. (obviously not the case with stimulants.)

He was out of his mind on a three day jag.

by Droopy August 7, 2003

jag

A term used by retards on their social media the day after they partied. They want everyone to know that something went wrong (they messed up / got caught/ didn't have fun). Then they do the same exact thing next weekend, and also call it a jag.

If only last night wasn't such a jag.
Chloe's party was such a jag!

by Officer Jonathon October 15, 2018

jag

Short for Jagermeister, the licorice tasting booze.

Girls slamming jag are looking to get stuffed.

by Ian January 22, 2004

Jag

A man with luscious red hair and a voice of an angel from the band, A Skylit Drive. The most sensual human being on this earth.

"OH MY GOD LYDIA, LOOK, IT'S JAG."
"JOOLYA, I CANNOT CONTAIN MY E-BONER. IT IS STABBING ANGELS IN THE EYE."

by Joolya January 25, 2009