omegle

pretty much the most fun you can have with absolutely no consequences

welcome to omegle
YOU-sup
stranger-hey, A/S/L?
YOU-16/M/mexico
stranger-mexico huh?
YOU- yup, im in the cocaine buisness
stranger-...
YOU-want some coke?
stranger-STRANGER HAS DISCONNECTED

by ShittyHawk5000-seeminglyscene? August 5, 2009

omegleing

The act of chatting with strangers on Omegle, usually out of boredom.

Today was a really dull day so I just ended up omegleing and meeting a bunch of stupid people.

by RX7eightyfour June 10, 2009

omegled

Being omegled occurs when you are surfing the omegles and a giant man-cock appears on your screen and violates your brain.

Yo, I was just got omegled, my brain is burning.

by Queerboi jonez May 28, 2017

omegle

a website where you chat with complete strangers; its pretty much where I chat up brazilian chicks and bother everyone else; some people try to be funny but they say jokes I've already heard

Hi you're on Omegle!!

Stranger: HEY
Stranger: a/s/l?
You: I am 21.
You: Girl from Taiwan
Stranger: O cool. what do you do in Taiwan?
You: I eat panda.

by The Ill3st April 13, 2009

omegling

verb: the act of starting a conversation on omegle chat site.

Jim: Dude why weren't you on xbox last night?
Will: Sorry bro, i was omegling with this chick from malaysia

by omegler39 December 1, 2009

omegle

A chatroom which attracts either paedophiles and horny males that start their conversations with asl? (age-sex-location) or white people eager to see other white people but are shocked when they turn on their webcams to find coloured people with access to the internet.
One of the most pointless inventions of the web.

A typical paedophilic conversation on omegle

40 year old guy : ASL
15 year old girl : 18, female CA
40 year old guy : nice Im 18 from CA too lol lmao rofl lets get together

by Evenstar03 May 7, 2013

omegle

A website in which you can chat with a complete stranger from anywhere around the world at any time of the day. You are you and stranger is stranger. No info need be shared. Nevertheless, "ASL?" (age, sex, location) is the first question "stranger" asks you (unless the first thing asked is "horny?"). Expect to be approached 5/10 times by a guy who has so much sexual tension inside him that he has resorted to this website. 4/10 times, you will be approached by either someone from India, Indonesia, Korea, or any other oriental Asian country. Usually, these people are either sexualy frustrated or are just strange. Thankfully, the "disconnect" button comes in handy at this time. Finally, 1/10 times, you will encounter someone who seems pretty normal. You talk a little, exchange some info, and maybe even go on to chat through a webcam, a recent feauture omegle has to offer.

Overall, it's a pretty cool website and is great when you are bored or just want to talk and meet people. Some, however, take it to the next level and actually continue to communicate with "stranger," whomever that may be, through Facebook, or even find themselves actually meeting this person. Sure, there is a chance this person could be normal, but don't be dismayed when Chris Hanson is the face of the 16 year old hotie you thought you were talking to.

So, omegle is just for fun. Keep it to "you" and "stranger." No more.

How a typical chat may play out on omegle.com:

Stranger: Hi :)
You: Hey =)
Stranger: asl??
You: 19 male California. you?
Stranger: 16 female California :) where in cali?
You: LA area. you?
Stranger: OMG! SAME! If you don't mind me asking, what's your name?
You: hahaha
You: Bernie Lion. You?
Stranger: Veronica Henke :) do you have a webcam?
You: Yeah :)

by judysequoia November 30, 2010