Used to describe a person, place, or thing that is so old that it can be facetiously described as being older than baseball (circa 1846).
by Ryan_from_Fremont September 10, 2008
This defintion rocks...My name is Jason ans I was born in '79. That might make me almost ancient, i guess, but I still get young pussy. I once had sex with an 18 year old and a 41 year old on the same day.
Girl, don't fuck him...He's older-than-Jason! You should just fuck Jason instead...I hear he loves to eat pussy!
by OldassJason August 11, 2009
That QUEER has older sibling energy
by Racooneater December 24, 2022
A day to appreciate to older sisters. Older sister who have helped your mother out by technically being the second mom get recognized.
by dianacional February 4, 2021
An insult towards your mother often used by 9-year-olds that waste their days playing fornite and watching Jake Paul.
by annacantalk_alot November 16, 2018
Its a line but more life a philosophy, depending on your age, your rim size is larger than your age.
My whip is a new born, my rims older than me
I'm only 21 but my rims are 23's. -Original Line from me J.Feezy Jizzo Fortanel
I'm only 21 but my rims are 23's. -Original Line from me J.Feezy Jizzo Fortanel
by Jizzo Fortanel July 20, 2009
A condition most commonly pertaining to young men wherein every female he is attracted to automatically kicks him to the friend zone because she thinks of him as an older brother. This often occurs when a girl mistakes being a gentleman or a nice guy for being a pussy. Some girls go so far as to designate these poor bastards as their go-to "Shoulders to Cry on" when they repeatedly get shit on by the assholes they do date. -See the film "Sexdrive"
"Dude did you get anywhere with her last night?"
"No man, she told me it will never happen cause I'm too much like a brother to her and she doesn't want to ruin our friendship. I must have Goofy Older Brother Syndrome."
"No man, she told me it will never happen cause I'm too much like a brother to her and she doesn't want to ruin our friendship. I must have Goofy Older Brother Syndrome."
by SCF November 6, 2009