A drummer with a gigantic, gigantic ego. This species is egocentric beyond all non-suspended belief. Nearly bad enough to be institutionalized, but not quite.
Luckily, there are few of these. The Octopus thinks he is the shiznit Macdaddy and this attitude leads to an amazingly underachieving, underperforming, failure of a career as well as the failure of a human being. Sad, but on the positive side it is an object lesson.
by green party July 31, 2008
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A significant other who tries to control your life and gets involved in as much shit as possible, much like an octopus might do with his many tentacles.
by melleeson November 9, 2009
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When you are having sex with a girl while she is on her back and just as you are about to pull out, she wraps her legs around you and screams "I WANT YOU TO HAVE MY BABIES!".
"Dude. i was fucking this chick and when i was pullng out she totally pulled the needy octopus on me man...im fucked"
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Pacific Northwestern Tree Octopus'* Is this animal real?
All Students: Yes! Let's go catch tree octopi now - ajsdhakjsdbajbdk!
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by Discosauras Rexorus July 15, 2011
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Bob: Oh my goodness, I had a meaningful dream last night...
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Bob: The nocturnal octopus ninja came to me, he told me all the answers, man.
Tom: Wow...
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Bob: The nocturnal octopus ninja came to me, he told me all the answers, man.
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