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octagon penis

An octagon penis is a supspecies of male genitelia that like the name suggests is octagon shaped. This is a leap in evolution that ensures the male will find a proper mate as it will only fit into a octagon vaginal shape.
Dude i totally thought i would get with that but then i saw her triangle vagina and had to accept that my octagon penis was not meant to hit that.
by DudeWithAttitudes December 22, 2016
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octagon

Octagon is an excellent shape,
It'll take over the world in a less than decade.
You should never call it a square or a cube,
Or your body would find in a metallic tube.
"Ayo, why his head is an octagon?"
"Probably his Creator lacks creativity or whatever."
by NeclirGo February 28, 2023
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Octagonal synthetic face mask disorder

A face mask generally used on specimens with underdeveloped jaw lines. Generally the rare disease leaves victims with only two planes of sight. This means they can only see in 2D or in 1D. Just think, the original Super Mario Brothers for the NES had a better graphics system than the system that these people see in their everyday lives. I can't describe how I feel about this indistinct disease, it's one of the most minimally understood disease. People that suffer from octagonal synthetic face mask disorder generally do not live for much more than thirty years.
Superman was once thought to have octagonal synthetic face mask disorder.
by Zack Marks October 2, 2016
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