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purple nurple

A game that sadistic assholes play where the goal is to try to bruise someone's, usually a male's, nipple by twisting or pinching it.
I layed down an old-fashioned ass-whooping on my friend after he gave me a purple nurple.
by Energyman June 17, 2008
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nudley

These cards are very nudley.
by Thossy May 31, 2005
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Nurgle

Nurgle is the God of Pestilence, Death and Decay. Nurgle is one of the Chaos Gods in the Warhammer: 40,000 universe. He leads thousands of rotting warriors into battle; most of which feel no pain. Nurgle is the sworn enemy of Tzeentch, God of Change.

Nurgle's army is infantry based, and relies on many squads of meat shields rather than small squads of elite men. As his meat shields feel no pain, the army is well dependant on their land warriors. Falling upon their enemy like a plague, the massive infantry units of Nurgle overwhelm the enemies of Chaos.
Nurgle's Death Guard is one of the most brutal Chaos armies ever.
by Mehro December 21, 2004
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purple nurple

Twist, turn, pinch, pull, and every other action that can be done to a nipple in a minimal time, or all at once.

One of many things that a girl wishes upon her boyfriend when he is a jackass. That he will not find pleasure, but pain in them. Just for someone to twist them so hard that they moan, groan, cry, and almost die from the excrutiating feeling.

Or something that guys do to other guys that are walking around with their shirts off when it isnt even hot outside (but probably freezing).
"I'm going to purple nurple him so hard that he wont ever want to take his shirt off again"
by Juliet.xo January 29, 2009
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nundle

(adjective) Endearing Australian colloquial term for an idiot.
Glen's wife thought he was such a nundle when he forgot the milk on the way home

or

"You're such a nundle, Leila"
by Styx's Godfather May 18, 2009
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Nardledangers

Steve: Hello Shmuley...
Shmuley: The fuck did you just call me?
Steve: You heard me.
Shmuley: Look Steve...getting accidental mom boob is one thing, but getting accidental mom forehead brushed on your hangsters is going too far. I won't stand for it!
Steve: Your mom stood for it.
Shmuley: Steve, I now have no choice but to get your mom to accidentally handle my nardledangers. Get ready, pal...your mom's gonna touch more sack than a medieval grain merchant on inventory day!
by single.stak9 January 17, 2019
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Turd Nurgler

Noun: some one who partakes in sexual relations in a gay mans ass. Generally nurgling turds in the process.
That wierdo is such a turd nurgler.
by Dr. Face May 30, 2009
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