Numskut

Jordan Dempster

That nigga Jordan is a numskut

by Dr Potato head May 18, 2019

numcse

The most wicked lecture at eth

"Yooo, did you do the numcse assignment yet?"
"B R U H, chill"

by ralfie_simp November 15, 2021

proper numpty

A being referred to as a dumb ass.

proper numpty sat on a wall. proper numpty had a great fall.

by 181 May 9, 2008

Numpti

No Understanding, Mainly Pertaining To Ineptitude.

Commonly used to describe IT departments as in 'they're a bunch of Numpties'

by Slimeburger June 22, 2008

numptard

a numpty who is even more mentally incapacitated than usual

you're such a numptard.

by puTsch March 23, 2005

nups

(abbreviation) nuptials; a wedding or a marriage.

Did you see that couple that danced down the aisle at their nups? Best entrance ever.

by LegalDonut August 11, 2009

numpty

Dialect, chiefly scots. A bumbling fool or one who is intellectually challanged.
(plural : numpties)

"they numpties couldnae organise a pissup in a brewery."
In reference to MSPs( members of scottish parliment)

by Gerry K. April 26, 2005