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Shaikh Potential Theory

In Life, evolution is the process of change in the traits of a person from highschool to the next. The Shaikh Potential Theory deals with the idea that a woman who may appear unattractive in her early stages of life will turn out to be beautiful in the future. The theory explores the idea of finding "potential" in these future hot women and becoming friends with them now, in their least attractive form. So when they reach their potential, the lucky person who befriended her, now has a beautiful female friend. Thus earning himself the respect he deserved but never got from his peers.

Shaikh Potential Theory: There are two major mechanisms that drive the Theory. The first is face, a girl with braces, acne, or bad hair is usually a canditate for the Theory. One must look past these imperfections and discover the beauty 4 or 5 years from now. Secondly, the body is important, if shes over weight or lacks nutrition and needs the right amount of meat? go for her, be friends with that. Since losing weight is easier than losing ugly.
An example of the Shaikh Potential Theory is Ugly Betty or the chick that played Velma in the Scooby Doo series.
by Daniyal Shaikh October 21, 2008
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Potential

Untapped ability to achieve great things.
He's earning mid-B's so far this year, but he has tremendous potential. I think he'll end up with an A if he starts studying.
by Diggity Monkeez February 10, 2005
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Retarded Potential

1) The scalar or vector potential of a time varying current or charge distribution.
2) A scalar or vector potential that is generally thought of as useless and hated by many physicists.
3) The possibilty for someone to be retarded.
We are learning about retarded potentials in our E/M course.

That guy has a retarded potential, hes a total idiot.
by Artin November 13, 2005
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Potential Slam Piece (PSP)

1)Someone you would like to, or have the potential to make your slam piece. (noun)

2) Someone with whom you want to get "nasty wit it"
yo, make sure i invite that (PSP) to the party tonight. potential slam piece (PSP)
by Dayton Drama December 4, 2010
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Fitness potential

When you can see another person has the potential to be fit from someone else's point of view, but you personally do not think that they are fit.
"OMG he is soooo fit!"
"Not my type, but he has fitness potential."
by Kittykat March 31, 2005
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AP potential

Short for assplowing potential, AP potential refers to whenever one estimates the chances of having anal sex with a girl. The phrase originated in Denmark in a danish/american peer group, and has since spread to other countries. It's mainly used in the Venice area in LA.
1. Hey dude, check out the slutty girl at the bar with the tramp stamp, that's AP potential!

2. I'm seeing this huge slut from work, and she loves when I finger her asshole. Definitely AP potential, I'm going for it soon!

3. I wanna hit Tiffany! Two of my friends already assplowed her, so there's 100% AP potential
by Thebigfatyak November 3, 2014
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stamos potential

When you have two pair on the turn in poker and there's a chance that a full house will be revealed.
"I went for it because of the Stamos potential."
by soda September 9, 2004
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