Neil

One of the few people in the world who actually UNDERSTAND humour but also the way the world works. Deep thoughts about politics, religion and all the other boring stuff are his main jam. Your mantra is simple; Neil Armstrong was the first person on the moon, I'll be the first person of something too.

Oh my God he's so boring. Such a Neil

by Konsa May 4, 2019

neil

tan
hot
lots of friends
pretty good at sports
extremely loyal to his girlfreind and his friends
modest
all the girls want him but he is too modest to except it
gets all the pretty girls
see patrick

girl #1: who is that guy?
girl #2: thats neil he so hot right?
girl #1: yea but he already has a girlfriend
girl #2: thats not suprising look at him

by whitelatinosoccermofo December 9, 2010

Neil

A nice guy who loves a good joke, isn't disrespectful to others, hates bad words, and has millions of friends. Traditionally an actor/writer/dreamer with brownish red hair. Fun to be around, sometimes annoying but often quite awesome. Trust worthy but can't keep a secret.

Neil is awesome, I can trust him with anything and I would hate to lose our friendship!

by JuicyMcJuice September 23, 2011

Neil

Usually smokes weed out girls asses

Neil ate the weed out the ass

by Hehdhsa April 19, 2021

Neil

A man who may seem very put together and happy but secretly is a bitter man who is good at minipulating people, he is two faced and mentally abusive

"Are you ok grace'" " no my boyfriend called me a bitch" "he's such a neil"

by Cheesygrater August 2, 2017

Neil

(v) asking someone to homecoming and then never talking to them again after they say yes

Doug totally neiled on Samantha

by sexybeast1946 November 20, 2014

Neil

Fat cunt that’s al you can say about Neil, Fat Cunt Fat cunt not much more

Actually fat cunt fat cunt he likes dick and calls anyone fat cunt just and also he is a fat cunt he is a fat cunt he is a fat cunt there’s not much else guys fat cunt

Guy1- you alright Neil

Neil - fat cunt

by Some gal July 2, 2019