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splooge on my nooge

After one ejaculates, if there is still semen left on ones penis and one pulls up ones pants/shorts/(or skirt if you're feeling frisky)and gets the remaining semen on it, this is called Splooge on ones nooge.
" I was fucking my girlfriend and after we were done, I pulled my pants up and got splooge on my nooge."

"I was fucking some bitch and her dad walked in so i pulled up my pants. I shouted 'aww, splooge on my Nooge son!' Then he grabbed a 2x4 and I hightailed my ass out of there."

"Splooge on my Nooge Son!"
by Big Black Lombassa April 20, 2009
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nig noggery

popularly used in online gaming and forums, it is a deroggetory way to describe the poor actions of another online user, describing his actions like those of black people
Random: DUDE i just pk'ed this noob on diablo 2 and stole his enigma!
Me: wtf is this nig noggery you faggot
My friend: Yeah wtf are you black?
by Blackjack21 August 28, 2007
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noreaster

A really bad snow storm, characteristic of the Northeast.
Boy 1: Hey, South Carolina got 18 inches of snow

Boy 2: Well that's nothing compared to a Noreaster.
by bumbedmunch December 28, 2004
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Nogger

A name for someone who is really into the holidays season, especially eggnog.
Randan is a total nogger
It's nogger season, get the nog
by Souplover63er63ds November 1, 2018
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Nogger Menu

A small selection of food consumed by Noggers. This menu consists of:

Hhhhhrice,

Peeeaaaa, and

Fried Cickon.

Neither of these will be eaten without each other on a nog plate.
Nog: Me Hhwanta Hhhrrrice and Peeeaaa.

Waitor: Yes Mr. Ape. Back in a second.

Waitor (Back from the kitchen): Here you are sir.

Nog: Hhhhhwere's da resta me peeeeeeeeaaaaaaaa!

Waitor: I just gave it you. You asked for rice and pea, Not rice and peeeaaas.

Nog: Me gotta me hhhhrice, now me wanta me peeeeeeaaaaaa, mon!

Waitor: That is a pea.

Nog: What about me fried Chickon, Mon?!

Waitor: Your what?

Nog: Me canta have da hrice and peeaa widout da fried chickon!!!

Waitor: This is a menu, not a Nogger Menu!
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Norberto

Bad ass motha and the best one night stand ever... that can become weeks!
you and me tonight.. only cute girls. ps Norberto
by Eazone February 15, 2010
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Nordeek

The combination of a nerd, a dork, and a geek. These people are very rare and very special. Characteristics include: The ability to make fun of you while you think they're making fun of themselves, a love for all things weird, an extensive database of random movie quotes, and many many more. Should you encounter a Nordeek, you should consider yourself one of the luckiest people who ever lived.
Wil is such a Nordeek, he created an entire webcomic chapter based on Back To The Future...
by ajfabio January 28, 2011
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