nonsidence

nonsense spouted with confidence

this essay is pure nonsidence!

by themadscientist November 24, 2014

Nonslackquitur

A nonsequitur of sorts that occurs when someone types a response into the incorrect Slack channel. A steep increase in nonslackquiturs was seen in March 2020, when many office workers began using the messaging tool "Slack" for the first time to have group conversations remotely as they worked from home. Nonslackquiturs can be irritating, hilarious, or outright embarrassing, because recipients of the nonslackquitur wonder about the nature of the offender's other conversation.

Colleague 1: "Should we include the sales data in tomorrow's presentation?"
Colleague 2: "Yes, and Johnson can overview the forecast as well"
Colleague 3: "Heterosexual"
Colleague 1: "Uhhh...John, we assume that this is a nonslackquitur?"

by Zach Taylor12 March 19, 2020

flabergasterin nonsense

flab means your yapper, gasterin means what you're yappin' and nonsense, well, you know what nonsense means.

emmy, quit that flabergasterin nonsense!

by nana amalia January 4, 2009

generalized abstract nonsense

The term "generalized abstract nonsense" is usually jokingly (and endearingly) applied to topics in mathematics of very high abstraction level, mostly category theory. It probably refers to the fact that some concepts in category theory can abstract away so far from the actual mathematical structures that are described as to lose all connection to the actual meat of the matter.

Yoneda's lemma is just generalized abstract nonsense.

by Dominique U March 10, 2018

have a nonstick do

A greeting being used in more and more of the UK, meaning, i hope your poo doesn’t stick to the toilet. A substitute for a ‘good morning’ / ‘goodbye’

Person 1 : right i better be off then mate
Person 2 : ah see ya, have a nonstick do

by loudestecho October 1, 2022

Nonstop nut November

It is for those who can't make it through "No nut November"

I'm doing Nonstop nut November and Olivia is making that pretty easy!

by buddy's hard November 4, 2020

nonstalgia

The complete and utter lack of feeling you have for people/places/events from your past.

"Going to your high school reunion?"

"Oh hells no. I have such a case of nonstalgia for those people."

by Sekimori June 18, 2007