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Norman Borlaug

The greatest man who ever lived. EVER. While men like Oskar Schindler have saved 1,200 people (which is wonderful), Dr. Borlaug saved over one BILLION with genetically engineered foods. His work is constantly under criticism by environmentalist, saying we should all grow organic. However, these people aren't starving.
Environmentalist: We should only grow organic food!

Person with common sense: Then over 2 billion people would starve.

Environmentalist: yeah but... um...

Person with common sense: Norman Borlaug's work saved over 1 billion people from starvation, yet environmentalists like you are trying to stop his research and foods from reaching 3rd world countries.
by psych2010 April 14, 2010
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norman bates

The act of going completely freaking out on someone.
Becca: "So did see that girl screaming at her boyfriend in the parking lot?"

Jake: "Yea, she totally went norman bates on his ass".
by cskillet January 15, 2009
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norman cockwell

Painting a woman with cum when a guy blows his load from a hand job.
He pulled out and finished with a hand job, painting her body with cum like he was Norman Cockwell.
by Cheeaintlion December 16, 2015
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Norman Levy

1) A musician who has an abnormal obsession with the bass clef.

2) A man who thinks he is able to play the piano with his eyes firmly shut, despite not being able to do so at all.

3) Jazz inspired harmony in awkward places.
1) No Norman Levy, that should be in the treble clef! I THINK YOUR GOD DAMN RUDE!

2) LOL, Norman Levy.

3) Oooh dear....did you hear that bit of Norman Levy half-way through Mozart's piano concerto?
by lincolnredimps1212 September 2, 2011
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Normandie

Beautiful individual. She loves to make everyone around her laugh. She is very insecure and is easy to upset. She is a perfectionist. A natural born leader, people trust her to be in charge. Many guys admire her beauty, but she very seldom notices it. She's athletic, intelligent, and nice. She's honest and trustworthy, a great friend. If you have her, whether as a friend or a lover, keep her because there is no one like her.
She's beautiful like Normandie.
by purplelife153 November 12, 2014
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hairy norman

When a girl goes for the deepthroat, you push her head into your crotch, so far that pubic hair enters her nose.
This chick was giving me a blowjob last night and I gave her a Hairy Norman. There was so much hair up her nose she couldn't breathe.
by Johnny Dickshot November 8, 2006
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Norman Bates

(n.) A person with a quiet but nervous demeanor, that instills fear into people. Based on the charactor from the movie psycho. See also bates motel. Hello mother dear...
That guy creeps the shit out of me. I'm afraid to take a showerin case I get knifed to death and thrown in a river. Oh God he just looked at me again.

Where? What guy?

Norman bates in the red shirt, look at his eyes, they're evil.
by Gumba Gumba May 29, 2004
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