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a complete douche. he sucks and he plays girls and he is also a fuckboy. don’t mess around with a nolan. nolan’s are also typically full of themselves and don’t give a shit for anyone else.
“hey did you here about nolan and gabby?”
“yeah he completely played her and then dumped her. he’s a douche and an attention whore.”
“yeah he’s also really cocky.”
nolan by mhgj February 16, 2019
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A person with this name is usually friends with a person named Jesse and they both often bang the floor like an enraged gorilla. If you see a Nolan, keep your distance you don’t know when he is going to have another outbreak.
EVERYBODY RUN! NOLAN IS ABOUT TO BANG THE FLOOR VIOLENTLY!
Nolan by shefsmedia February 6, 2019
A cute person that is funny as HELL! They will always comfort their friends.
Nick: Nolan is hilarious!
Mike: So glad he is our friend.
Nolan by Hamilton Fan #1 August 19, 2017
An extremely funny person. A Nolan will make you feel special, unfortunately it is short lived but worth it.
He is a total Nolan. Have fun but don’t get sucked in.
Nolan by Her03 January 14, 2019
The best friend you could ever have.
Hi nolan
Nolan by Unknown (Huey) May 7, 2019
man nolan is a bitch
nolan by anonymous January 2, 2022
Nolan's will either have lots of energy and endurance or will know lots about certain things, or maybe even both. Nolan's are rarely sexist but tend to make some jokes. Nolan's are very funny, a Nolan will make many faces. Nolan listens to many female hip hop artists like Beyonce, Nicki Minaj, Fergie, and Rihanna. Nolan will have large ambitions. Nolan's are great in the Bed (because of their endurance). If you are fortunate to become friends or more with a Nolan you wont regret it. PS they are also usally very horny.
Damn that kids' fuckin fast, No shit he's Nolan
Nolan by Thoughtsonpeople August 13, 2016