nine months' notice

What you serve your landlord with when your upstairs neighbor with the loud kid announces that they're pregnant, again.

Friend of tenant: Holy hell; that kid upstairs is loud, hey?
Tenant: That's nothing – they just announced that they're having a second child.
Friend of tenant: Looks like it's time to issue your nine months' notice…

by Steven Luscher September 12, 2007

put on notice

To be warned with no legal or military meaning whatsoever.

Iran has been put on notice for firing missiles.

by doctordoom February 8, 2017

burn notice

when a physician (often a urologist) notifies a patient that they have contracted an STD.

"Good afternoon Mr. Chambers. We have your results. Its Chlamydia"

"Hey! how was your day?"
"not good. Dr. Low gave me a burn notice."

by Jack T.Ripper April 25, 2014

red notice

great movie. also if you do fucked shit and becum criminal I think

Yoooo have you watched that movie bro? It’s called red notice.

by Imaarealperson. November 14, 2021

Norticle

Totally awesome

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by GenderlessGoon_92 November 6, 2016

burn notice

Getting dumped by your significant other, usually with no prior indication things were about to end.

"You hanging out with your girl this weekend?"
"Nah, she gave me my burn notice notice a couple days ago."

by Projekt Defektiv January 1, 2009