No Hookup, No Holla

No sex without commitment. Good stuff isn't free- if you're giving something, you should be getting in return.
phrase coined by Wheezy from The Matt & Ramona Show (The Wide World of Wheezy.

If a guy in the club wants a one night stand, or your sexy neighbor wants to sleep with you and three other girls, or your ex wants a latenight drunken bootycall, you just tell them: NO HOOKUP, NO HOLLA

by Jamie4255 September 4, 2008

hookup headsup

when you let a ex, usually recent or that you know still has feelings for you, know that youre hooking up with someone new. basically, so they dont hear it from a third party and get pissed you didnt tell them.

Carrie: so he's banging some new girl...
Angela: what? did he give you the hookup headsup?
Carrie: no, i had to run into pics of them on her myspace...

by waytotellme June 13, 2006

emotional hookup

a non-sexual encounter where all involved in the consisting party have a deep conversation and exchange about their lives, hopes, dreams, and crushes desires. Honesty and vulnerability

oh yeah, last night Phoebe and I had an emotional hookup and got high

by TFGM August 27, 2018

hans hookup

1. A makeout session that does not involve any other sexual activity, usually takes place on the dance floor of an eating club.
2. A component of the make out party.

-"I can't believe you hooked up with him.... slut"
--"Calm down, it was only a hans hookup"
-"Oh, that's different then.

by The Coalition for Concerned Hans Hookupees July 11, 2006

hookup headsup

when you let a ex, usually recent or that you know still has feelings for you, know that youre hooking up with someone new. basically, so they dont hear it from a third party and get pissed you didnt tell them.

Carrie: so he's banging some new girl...
Angela: what? did he give you the hookup headsup?
Carrie: no, i had to run into pics of them on her myspace...

by waytotellme July 29, 2008

The B hookup

When you are sitting in a club level at a sporting event, and you know someone who works up there who gets you free food and drinks all night.

Friend #1: Got Rockets tickets tonight?
Friend #2: Sorry can't make it, I have run some errands..
Friend #1: We got The B hookup!
Friend #2: Never mind count me in, I can change my clocks tomorrow!!

by GOB81 March 6, 2009

Schrodinger's Hookup

When you wake up next to a really unattractive person, but the degree of intoxication for both parties was so high that there is uncertainty about whether or not you had sex.

I heard you had sex with pig last night.
Truthfully I don't know we were too drunk to remember.
Schrodinger's Hookup Strikes again!

by Exert March 14, 2021