Nincompoop

Very cute baby, particularly a little boy

Phil is such a nincompoop!

by dabestate4ever April 1, 2023

nincompoop

a drunk-ass at a bar who runs out grabbing a girl and has sex with her

damn Mike, that nincompoop gonna fuck that bitch ain't he

by marlinandnemo June 8, 2021

Nincompoop

A foolish or annoying person.

"Could you two nincompoops cut it out!?" Said the mother to her two sons arguing.

by Random Lexi on UrbanDictionary June 4, 2023

nincompoop

Look, if you get called this in the big '25, you truly gotta kill yourself. No other option.
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A stupid person, clearly like you.

"Well... you're a nincompoop! A stupid, stupid, nincompoop!"

by bigdoninc March 12, 2025

Nincompoop

A word that makes you laugh when you're high.

It means a stupid or useless person.

John: This dude's a total Nincompoop

Stoned David: AAHAHAHA

by TheYesHm? October 7, 2019

nincompoop

Addi Torkelson

“i fucking hate all you nincompoops”
“what’s a nincompoop?”-Addi T
“you”

by Cgareny12040404 January 3, 2021

socio-nincompoop

(nbc with its related cousin nincompoop): a person criticized as a nincompoop not because they are one per se but because they arrogant, megalomaniacs, and spendthrifts, -therefore behaving like nincompoops in the eyes of the person doing the criticizing.

Louis XIV of France, according to some, was never a nincompoop, but a real socio-nincompoop

by Sexydimma February 10, 2015