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nighthawking

Waking up out of a sound sleep in the middle of the night, to take a dump. May or may not be accompanied by the sweats, and/or cramps.
Waking up in a cold sweat, Jerry realized he was in for a 2 am session of nighthawking.
by Listen to Me Linda! October 12, 2020
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Nighthawk

When gay guys talk about anything that makes them sound gay. For instance, award shows, other attractive males, fashion, actors, etc. Can be expressed as both a language and a point system.
Gayboy1: Did you see who won the Best Performance by an Actress in a Supporting Role in a Motion Picture on the Golden Globes last night?
Closetcase1: Nah, I don't speak Nighthawk.

Gayboy2: Who's that actor?
Gayboy1: Oh my gosh, I can't believe you just asked that. You just lost Nighthawk points.
by LordPhalange January 18, 2011
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Nightwish

The worst band in the world, with an equally sucky vocalist who tries to sing opera, but truly can't. Nightwish is a picture-child for all that's wrong with the music industry.
Kid 1: Let's listen to Nightwish!
Kid 2: No, man, they suck, big, hairy, donkey balls.
Kid 3: Dude, they really do. That cunt can't sing.
Kid 2: Let's burn his Nightwish CDs and rid the world of his horrible, horrible music collection.
by Nightwish SUCKS April 25, 2006
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Music to play Dungeons & Dragons by rather than getting laid.
A: I love Nightwish so much.
B: Yeah, I'd much rather sit here with you, man and play D&D while listening to Nightwish than get laid anyday.
A: Good thing because girls don't fuck guys who like Nightwish anyway!
by Inked Jewell January 31, 2009
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Nightwish

A terrible motion picture made in the mid 90's starring Treet Williams and Steven Segal.
by Gleg October 23, 2002
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nightwish

Superhero Vixen with glowing eyes and a killer bod that kicks ass; caries a gun and blade.
Wow! Did you see Nightwish kick Dozer's ass?! That was so expected
by Nici March 27, 2005
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Nightwish

1. A band that nerds listen to in their Saturns as they get pumped up on the way to their RolePlayingGame Conventions dressed as Cloud from Final Fantasy 7.

2. Music that nerds listen to when they have played out all of their Anime soundtracks.

3. Music that the hardest Mofo at the Renaissance Fair blares with the Saturn doors open as he sets up tents.

4. Euro-trash
1. NERD1: "Dude, your tail is caught in the Saturn's door."
NERD2: "Oh man! Now its ruined and I won't win!"
NERD1: "It's okay man, lets listen to NIGHTWISH!"
NERD2: "YEESSSSSSSSSS!" (Pumping his fist)
2. "I'm tired of listening to the Dragon Ball Z soundtrack, how about some NIGHTWISH?"
3. "I totally dig Nightwish! I listen to it when I practice my SWORDPLAY!"
4. "Hello. Do you like my mullet and my jean jacket? My favorite band is Nightwish."
by SLEDGBRAINERD! December 28, 2005
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