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An absolute chad and legend tall, handsome and intelligent everyone wants to be Niall.
"Who's that over there, that absolute legend"
"Oh it's Niall, he's a legend"
Niall by anonymous December 21, 2021
I do not like him, he's mean. But he's also very sexy. He makes me cream and cum all at once UwU
"Who's that mean sexy man?"

"Oh that is niall"

*cums*
Niall by PotatoBoy96Virgin October 18, 2022
Someone with zero rizz
Niall has no rizz.
Niall by Shamski December 15, 2022
Having to drive 45 minutes into the city to pick up your friend from a Tinder date.
Niall'd by thetinderupdate October 22, 2019

niall in Japan 

Something directioners don't talk about. It took a while for me to understand what it was. So, basically, it's m a s t u r b a t i n g. To those of u who don't know what masturbating is, it's fucking yourself. So, yes, that's what Niall was supposedly doing ... in Japan.
harry: "so what were you doing last night?"

louis: "i was doing the niall in Japan"

harry: "oh..."

louis: "don't worry, i was thinking of you"