Niall

I do not like him, he's mean. But he's also very sexy. He makes me cream and cum all at once UwU

"Who's that mean sexy man?"

"Oh that is niall"

*cums*

by PotatoBoy96Virgin October 18, 2022

Jonathan

Jonathan is very cool and not lonely at all.

He is the best at everything and not terrible at talking to people I promise.

He's super super super amazing and cool and not at all ugly.

This is all very true and not one bit of a lie.
I promise.
You can trust me, this is the Internet, you should always trust the Internet.

"Is that Jonathan? He's soooo cool and popular, look at all them people chasing him"

by PotatoBoy96Virgin October 18, 2022