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Jesy Nelson

Jesy Nelson: Bad boy my recipe…
Jingle Bell Ball, are you ready!!!??
by juIaiauzuhzaiiz January 2, 2022
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jesy nelson

jesy nelson is a blackfishing fad. she was once part of the girl group little mix but she tanked too hard and had to leave, but she got jealous and stole leigh-anne's race and man. she made the song boyz with nicki minaj, but it tanked and unfortunately jesy spread the freefalling curse to her. she is now broke from spending all her money on spray tan.
did you see jesy nelson's new selfie? I can't believe she's white.
by olivia bensonola March 7, 2022
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weinerbutt nelson

A weinerbutt nelson is a person that creeps in your room for short periods of time and is not officially part of your crew yet. Weinerbutt nelson is also when you get fucked in mario kart by stray greens, your own reds, and other miscellaneous bull shit.

Weinerbutt nelson can be used as a noun, verb, adjective, adverb. Can also be abbreviated weinerbutt.
Quit weinerbutting around.
I just weinerbutted all over your face.
Andy Collins is a huge weinerbutt nelson.
That stray green just weinerbutted the shit out of my bitch ass.
by 3E motha fuckin residas February 11, 2009
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Liam Neeson

One of the most badass actors currently in existence. He is currently ranked somewhere between Brad Pitt and Clint Eastwood on the badass scale. Whether it's rescuing ditzy teenage daughters from apeshit albanians, or fighting off fucking wolves in arctic tundra (seriously, who the fuck does that?), Liam Neeson has got your fucking back.
The President: Where is she?! WHERE IS MY DAUGHTER?!

Chief of Security: Sir, I'm going to be frank, it doesn't look good. She's currently being held in an albanian mafia base situated in the arctic circle. Intel indicates the albanians have employed a local pack of huge motherfucking wolves as attack dogs.

The President: *shakes head, whispers* Dear god.

Chief of Security: Mr. President, there's only one man we know who could infiltrate the base...

The President: *incredulous* Liam Neeson?! *thinks, hesitates* Make the call.

Chief of Security: *picks up bright red phone, waits for answer* Mr. Neeson, your country needs you.
by prisonlove69 August 27, 2012
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Pull a Nelson

The act of being hit by a motor vehicle, or other moving objects.
Person one: "Did you see that guy, he almost hit me."
Person two: "Yeah, it's a good thing you didn't Pull a Nelson."
by James Kroger February 3, 2008
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half nelson

Wrestling hold where one arm is pressed under an opponent's arm from behind to the back of their neck.
It is a mistake to believe an alligator will passively tolerate a half nelson, no matter how drunk you are.
by Peter Urban May 23, 2006
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nelson jones

by Nelsonhater April 11, 2022
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