NewScapePro

A phrase to describe some one who is terrible at games. They also try to make jokes during those games which leave little to no punch line.

The phrase come from the Latin "Nu Scrape Pontius" which translates to "He who runs from Teddy Bear"
It opposes phrases such as Ashlie, UNiCOMICS and Jon which all mean Very good and talented.

" Wow Carl. Stop being a newscapepro. You are letting everyone down."

by Cyber/Jack April 19, 2018

NEWSPAPER

if you’re here from the shade room yes their definition is true but ain’t nobody got time for that ima still say “paper for the news”

I saw my sister in the newspaper today!

by IlmsmSky September 16, 2019

Newspaper

A newspaper is a rich man's blog

We used to eat our fish and chips off a newspaper until we found out how toxic was the ink

by Option 22 May 22, 2020

NEWSPAPER

Never Eat Wet Soggy Pussy And Poop Especially Rare

Torrey, NEWSPAPER... please, unless you want to.

by Cshady2424 September 22, 2020

Newspaper water

The waste that’s excreted from a news paper after it has been read

Freins:the house is on fire!!!
Me: shut up, theirs newspaper water on the couch.

by Cregthehat June 30, 2021

Newspaper Eating

Initially coming from "不好吃" (bù hǎo chī, not tasty), which, when spoken quickly, sound like 报吃 (bào chī), literally means "newspaper eating". This phrase was an example of Chinese students abroad using homophones to share their true feelings about not delicious food under the circumstance that businesses are able to hide negative reviews on Google Reviews.

-"This soup is awful. How do you think?"
-"I agree with you. This is newspaper eating."

by shingwenn December 1, 2024

newspaper (verb)

newspapered, newspapering

Verb

To create (a note, letter, or written message) partially or entirely from pieces of text or images taken from different sources, especially to conceal the creator's identity.

The ransom note was newspapered together using magazine clippings.

newspaper (verb)

by wtf do I write in here bro March 30, 2025