New Mexico Red Enchilada

When a Mexican girl is on her period and sits on your chest and punches HER self in the stomach getting red sauce all over you as if you were a tortilla.

I was with a real latina last night, she busted a New Mexico Red Enchilada all over me.

by highschool sicko April 24, 2011

Las Vegas, New Mexico

Doesn't get any attention because of Las Vegas, NV. Every single one of the teenagers there hate it. All of the visitors love it if they have great appreciation for history, cute stores, and amazing food. The Plaza is the best hang out. Estella's Cafe is amazing. It's just the best! Stop hating!

Person 1: Where are you going out of town?
Person 2: Las Vegas.
Person 1: Las Vegas woooo!

Person 2: It's Las Vegas, New Mexico.
Person 1: Oh..
Person 2: It's BETTER than Nevada!!!

by BootsMaryPrettygirl August 3, 2010

New Mexico Slip-in-slide

The practice of pissing into someones anus, then forcefully fisting said anus.

Jessica's suggestion of trying a New Mexico Slip-in-slide on Brandon was the final straw in their relationship.

by ForidaMan October 19, 2015

new mexico hot pocket

When you shit and piss in a pregnant ladies mouth then proceed to suck it out

Hey babe, want a New Mexico hot pocket?

by Mrpenguin662 June 14, 2021

New Mexico Squirrel Chirp

When you're eating her box and she vibrates a fart on your chin

"I was eating her pussy and she hit me with a New Mexico Squirrel Chirp."

by Evil Jokester October 19, 2019

new mexico state university

the best place for idiots to go to las cruces and get fucked up. Also this is where cristain lost his virginity to a biker.

new mexico state university is christain's new favorite place!

by dom the bommm. May 2, 2011

New Mexico Salt Lick

When a man buries himself in soft sand with only his erect penis sticking out so that when a coyote walks by it will lick his salty penis.

"Have you seen Juan?"

"He went out to the desert to get a New Mexico Salt Lick"

by Skazwozzer August 30, 2015