croatian new yorker

a woman with borderline personality disorder that thinks she is hot shit and will most likely end up single for a very long time. she will most likely end up a lonely, bitter woman that is never satisfied with anything and wishes she was nicer to a boy that was madly in love with her back in high school and also wishes she even dated, married and had kids with him. this usually happens when a croatian new yorker like her never gives people in general second chances, especially that one boy. that boy is now a man that is lonely and bitter too and wont find a woman that would truly satisfy his needs. once its over, he’ll get over them so quick over the thought of the croatian new yorker. the croatian new yorker is unique, strong, independent, and extremely beautiful to the point where it would motivate a man to literally achieve their goals.

this dude: hey shes very hot bro i marry her
that dude: careful bro she’s a croatian new yorker, she’ll put you into oblivion if you mess up

by The Big Apple on Yik Yak November 2, 2021

Dress Like A New Yorker

when you wear so much layers that you look like a fatass

It was snowing a lot yesterday so I had to dress like a new yorker

by YuOfTheNight March 31, 2017

Part time new yorker

A part time new yorker is someone who lives in NJ or CT but commutes to work in NYC.

"yea im part time new yorker I dont wanna pay the insane rent here, id rather just commute"

by kumquatually August 31, 2025

New Yorked

When a stranger stares at you while masturbating and for whatever reason you can't leave, usually occurs in the subway. If not paying attention worst case scenario may result in being cumfaced.

Oh my god Carrie you are not going to believe this! Samantha got New yorked again on the subway. At least this time she avoided getting it in the face.

by utah June 1, 2015

New Yorkerization

The process of becoming a New Yorker.

if you haven't started already, your New Yorkerization requires a disciplined daily reading of the new york times and the new yorker magazine.

by joegibbon2 December 30, 2010

New Yorked

When an out-of-towner gets owned by a resident in navigating the ins-and-outs of Manhattan.

When a cab that you hailed pulls to the side about 5 feet in front of where you are standing, and a woman who was standing behind you shuffles in front of you, opens the door, looks at you, shrugs, gets in, and closes the door, you got "New Yorked."

by Wingracer1 May 29, 2014

New Yorked

When a stranger stares at you while masturbating and for whatever reason you can't leave, usually occurs in the subway. If not paying attention worst case scenario may result in being cumfaced.

Oh my god Carrie you are not going to believe this! Samantha got New yorked again on the subway. At least this time she avoided getting it in the face.

by utah June 2, 2015