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National finger a pussy day 

The day where it is acceptable to finger any girl's vagina.
Donald trump did not only grabbed her pussy he fingered it too because it was National Finger A Pussy Day.

National grab a pussy day 

It is in regards to the Donald Trumping...which you grab a female privates cause you have no respect for her personal space. And can still manage to become Americas spokesperson. January 20th 2017 marks the first day of this celebration.
Today is national grab a pussy day...the day America confirmed you can be a shit and disrespectful.

National eat Mariah pussy day 

National eat mariah pussy day is a day where you find a girl named Mariah and you ask to eat her pussy. from the back, sides, and front. this day occurs on April 12th
Ima eat mariah pussy on national eat mariah pussy day.

National Big Fat Moose Pussy Day 

Falls on the date January 1st
National Big Fat Moose Pussy Day is to celebrate the gworls with a gigantic bulge like pussy. The appreciation of this day stems from the girl with the fattest moose pussy, Chloe. We want to honor the gworls on this day and if you know someone with a big fat moose pussy, please cash app her $5 on this glorious day.
“ Oh today is National Big Fat Moose Pussy Day? Damn i need to cash app her $5…”
“National Big Fat Moose Pussy Day, got me missing my old girl Chloe!”

National destroy your gf pussy day 

On December 1 after no nut November u destroy ur girlfriend

National fuck her right in the pussy day 

national fuck her right in the pussy day that means that you grab your girl or a another hoe/thot/ whore/