nard

north american rural dweller

redneck, person who has 3 big expensive pick up trucks a few snow mobiles parked outside their dilapidated trailer

by Anonymous August 27, 2003

NARD

No Apparent Reason Boner

My boyfriend was talking to his mom on the phone and suddenly got a NARD.

I was like, "dude, really?"

by StickyBunz December 11, 2011

nard

verb-

the act of ejaculating

I narded on her face.

by 12964 May 6, 2011

nards

Derived from the common definition (see above) and used as a nickname in some circles to refer to McDonalds' Chicken McNuggets (occasionally as "McNards"), likely as a suggestive jab at the ambiguous, un-chickenlike consistency they had prior to the chain's conversion to all-white meat nuggets as well as their ominously reliable, vaguely unnatural shapes.

MickeyD's has about a dozen kinds of burgers, and what do you always get? The Nards... Give me one.

by Holly Teacakes September 9, 2006

The 'Nard

Slang for Barnard College, a women's college that is affiliated with Columbia University.

Will you be studying in Columbia's library tonight?

No, I think I will head over to the 'Nard instead. They have an extensive archive in the area in which I'm interested.

by golionsgo October 22, 2014

nard

When a guy gets a little hard but not really.

hey my boyfriehd just got a Nard on, but it lasted only a few seconds

by Emilbightybobian December 28, 2005

nard

short for nardeen. a sexy sexy girl with a ROCKIN body, a sweet ass and a gorgeous face

If nard gave me a chance I'd rock her world (not to mention the bed)

by admirer September 1, 2004