narcolepsy

Is a new drug, but without all the bad effects of drugs. Gives you the high without the red eye. It is caused by not getting recommended amount of sleep

Yes narcolepsy, won't get through the test without it

by Iph counselman February 11, 2009

Narcolepsy

Someone who snitches, but only when they are asleep.

Sean would never tell, unless he falls asleep. He was diagnosed with narcolepsy a year ago.

by Damn, Dan July 6, 2016

Narcolepsy

When all you do is sleep around

All she does is have sex with everyone. Does she have narcolepsy?

by The Beast Master Fresh December 3, 2017

Narcoklepsy

(n) A disorder where the affected person suffers a spontaneous bout of sleep while shopping and then commits the crime of shoplifting, typically having no memory of the crime if/when confronted. Legitimate cases are quite rare and the condition is generally seen as a laughable excuse for committing theft.

Danielle Stella, Republican candidate for Congress and QAnon believer, claims that due to PTSD she has no memory of shoplifting items from Target and only recalls walking into the store. It is unclear if she has been formally diagnosed as suffering from narcoklepsy.

by OttoPartz July 26, 2019

narpolepsy

When you are afflicted by a chronic condition that causes you to fall asleep frequently at the bar, especially when drunk. A mixed word between nap and bar.

Man, Kanye’s narpolepsy is outta control...he was napping hard at the bar yesterday

by Hollerepsy November 10, 2018

Narcumlepsy

Getting sleepy after sexual release (ie cumming)

Richard missed my call last night cuz he fell asleep after banging his girl. Classic case of narcumlepsy!

by DuongDiggler July 3, 2023