nacho

I dont want your nasty ass water Nacho
by gegnys July 16, 2003
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nacho

Equivalent of grundle, nifkin, scranus, etc. The area of skin (usually covered in nappy pubes) between the scrotum and the asshole.
It's nacho balls, but it's nacho ass either.
by rarmeister December 24, 2003
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nachos

Something that isnt yours but being said in a diffeent way then not yours.
Ben:Pass over the tinnie
Tommo:Its nachos cunt,its mine
Ben:fuck ya
by Darren Thomson April 30, 2005
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Nachos

An operating system designed to help learn them cpsc majors why they should drop out.
"I was an A+ student until Nachos."
by Me Myself and I November 15, 2003
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keystone nacho

When a plate of loaded nachos is delivered, the "keystone nacho" is the nacho chip that, when lifted from the platter, pulls the largest amount of toppings from the plate at once. The person who pulls the keystone nacho is hated, respected, and envied by all others at the table.
Comer found the keystone nacho and in one moment, he got the best bite of the whole dang plate!!
by Glamrockster December 12, 2016
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Cold Nachos

Nachos for the laziest of the lazy.

Preparation Instructions:
-Get a bag of shredded cheese

-Get a bag of Tostitos

-Sprinkle shredded cheese on a Tostito and shove into your mouth

They’re nachos but with no plate, no microwave, and no dignity.
My bed is full of cheese and chip crumbs from all the cold nachos I’ve been eating.
by coldnachoqueen April 04, 2019
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Crotch Nachos

When your jizz looks or tastes like cheese.
"Oh man, I was eating out my girlfriend last night and it tasted like cheese!"

"Yup, crotch nachos."
by pervs4eva January 31, 2010
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