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northside jane

3l shit Wass Gang nigga Northside Jane shit LAH LAH LAH
by 352NEAT August 29, 2020
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northsiding

northsiding(v.) nor th cy ding-comes from the root noun northside. the act of going or traveling to the northside, used mostly from a "southsider's" point of view
"They decided to go northsiding bc all of their friends live up there."
by Kay to the Tee June 10, 2008
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Northsider

A somewhat dirty, slovenly animal, that resembles a human being. Typically from, or living on, the Northside of Dublin city or County Dublin, Ireland. North Dublin, is seperated from the affluent district of South Dublin by the River Liffey - once clean with sparkling water, but polluted by northsiders who use it to wash themselves annually and dispose of their excrement in the river.

Northsiders are not to be confsed with the homless tramps a class above the Northsider, that cross the city from the southside of Dublin to forrage for scraps of food in the refuse in bins, left by the clean southsiders who are unfortunate enough to have to work on the Northside.

Northsiders often eat their young, and have a distinct language of their own, thereby eliminating them from any normal profession, or decent social class.
Heard in Dublin - "Look at that filthy Northsider, it is covered in it's own urine and vomit"
Written on toilet walls - Im a Northsider, lob it inthere boss
Said in court by Northsiders - "not guilty"
Said by Judges - "I would lock that disgusting animalistic northsider up for the remaining years of his pathetic life if I could. However I cannot, so instead I sentence him to 10 years"
Said by a posh Northsider in a uniform - "do ye wan friez wit dat missuz?"
by southsiderdublinireland December 15, 2012
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northside

a school located in chicago, illinois.
a majority of students are asian.
also known as "nerdside."
Northside is the 24th ranking school in the nation.
by who am i? December 31, 2007
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Northside Eagles

A high school football team that lost to the warner robins demons 47-0
Person 1: Hey have you heard of the Northside Eagles?
Person 2: Do you mean 47-0?
by Captainjnm September 29, 2020
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Northside Boys

these are the white crakas up in (Mio) Northern Michigan, that act bad ass, with some mad raps, these boys are tight,
Muh Northside Boys be keepin it with the realest, and smokin da illest!
by supaphly shawtie November 12, 2003
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Northside Shower

This is when a Northsider (person originating or living on the north side of the river Liffey in Dublin) can't be bothered to take a proper shower and simply sprays themselves down with deoderant, febreez or a cheap disinfectant bought at the local LIDL or ALDI.

While for most civilised people, this might seem repugnant, the practice works for Northsiders because they are all Knackers (member of the Irish travelling community or a Northsider or anyone from Limerick)
Jayzez, did you cop a whiff of that Northsider?! I thought he was OK but once the shower wore off, it brought tears to my eyes.

That bleedin' knacker must have settled for a Northside Shower because after the aerosol blew away the flowers started to wilt.
by Bog Pirate November 9, 2009
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