spank-noid

spank·noid (sp angk 'noid)

n.
The sphenoid bone.

adj.
1. Wedge-shaped.
2. Of or relating to the sphenoid bone.

v.
1. What she "says" in class.

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spank·noidal (-noidl) adj.

Hey, what is number 13? Is it the spank-noid bone?!?

by mabecorp April 25, 2010

Kenneth Lamar Noid

Kendrick Lamar's paraNOID schizophrenic and bipolar alter-ego who crashed out on The Noid by Domino's in 1989 citing him believing that Domino's Pizza was targeting him resulting in the shut down of the mascot. He was so mentally damaged that the court adjourned him citing that he literally had no clue wtf he was doing cuz he was so mentally gone.

Good Kid m.A.A.d City makes me feel like Kenneth Lamar Noid.

by pseudoepherdine consumer November 22, 2024

Noid

Noid is a slang used to describe something “funny” or “interesting”, mostly used in the aspect of sarcasm.

Thats so noid!

Straight noid.

Your noid.

by Wnorhmd2 July 30, 2023

Noids

noids means nut or inmate death streak

do you want to noids

by PatManDK July 02, 2019

Noid

Clear-sighted, realistically unafraid. A condition which must exist in order for the state of being para-noid to exist.

The only one at the party who had declined the marijuana, he did not have the munchies, did not find every utterance, no matter how inane, hysterically funny, was more than ready to drive anyone and everyone home if need be, and he was suffering no delusions; absolutely no one was out to get him. While his friends' behavior was paranoid, his was, in a word - noid.

by Monkey's Dad June 07, 2021

Noid

Clear-sighted, realistically unafraid. A condition which must necessarily exist in order for the condition of being para-noid to exist.

The only one at the party who had declined the marijuana, he did not have the munchies, did not find every utterance, no matter how inane, hysterically funny, he was more than ready to drive anyone and everyone home if need be, and he was suffering no delusions; absolutely no one was out to get him. While his friends may be paranoid, he was, in a word - noid.

by Monkey's Dad June 07, 2021