PZ Myers

Militant atheist and Dawkins fanboy, Myers attracted public attention when during 2009 his S&M/bakery fetish was made public: apparently, Myers admitted torturing a number of holy wafers for fun and pleasure.

Members of the catholic church and pastafarians discuss to this day wether they should feel indignated for the abuse perpetrated on innocent floor products or concerned for the mental state of this man.

-Hey isn't that guy PZ Myers?
-Yeah. What the hell does he need all that bread and plastic sheets for?

by Ngherappa June 15, 2011

Fort Myers

A slummy, boring city in southwest Florida full of decomposing geriatrics and foreclosed homes. The social climate can be summed up as "spiteful grapevine." Everyone has a grudge against everyone else in Fort Myers. For this reason and many others, it is called Fort Misery by its locals.

Fort Myers, and Lee County at large, is so unbelievably boring that one of their main attractions is a patch of land overlooking brackish water with a fountain that looks like watersports porn from a certain angle. Also known as Centennial Park.

Don't take my word for it; look up Lee County sucks in Google.

Girl: "Where do you live?"
Guy: "Fort Myers."
Girl: "Oh."
Guy: "Is something wrong?"
Girl: "I'm sorry." *click*

by -Anonymous=-- March 2, 2011

MICHAEL MYERS

a horror movie character. As a kid he was posessed by this thang called thorn, he killed his sister and he was sent to tha loony bin, then he escaped 15 years later and then he went to haddonfield ilinois to kill the rest of his family,

guy #1 Who the fuck is that?
guy #2 Thats Michael Myers!
(Michael stabs both guys to death and hangs them upside down in his closet)

by LIL O.G. May 7, 2006

Brett myers

A pitcher on the Philadelphia Phillies who likes to beat up his wife.

When Brett Myers gets mad he takes it out on his wife.

by dan lourie June 25, 2006

mike myered

To be stuck in a tight space, especially when driving a vehicle on a narrow passage or street. The phrase is a play on the word "mired," and refers to a scene from "Austin Powers," in which the title character, portrayed by Mike Myers, is driving a golf cart down the narrow corridor of an industrial building and becomes impossibly jammed in a sideways manner. More specifically, to be "mike myered" is to attempt a three-point turn in a vehicle, only to find that the space is too narrow and requires a turn of four, five, six or more points.

As we were leaving the graduation party, I took a wrong turn, but when I tried to pull a quick U-turn I got mike myered between all the cars parked on the street.

by terriblefish June 1, 2006

micheal myers

Michael Myers is a fictional character from the Halloween series of slasher films. He first appears in John Carpenter's Halloween (1978) as a young boy who murders his older sister, then fifteen years later returns home to murder his last living relative,his sister whom he has not seen sence he killed other family members at the time when his little sister(the one he trys to kill now)was a baby

micheal myers is only mad and kills people because he is still a virgen(LMFAO) at possible 50 years old

by TiTyRon August 22, 2009

Nina Myers

1) proper noun. a former character on the action-packed series '24'. She was a CTU agent during Jack's first terrible day and was discovered as a traitor. She killed Jack's wife Teri that day. On Jack's second horrible day, he enlisted the arrested Nina's help in stopping a nuclear threat. During his third nonstop day, he got the satisfaction of killing that bitch when she tried to escape CTU custody.

2) noun. a traitor or bitch

1) Nina Myers attempted to kill Jack Bauer but failed miserably because he's too savage to die.

2) I told you my secret and you told everyone! You're such a Nina Myers.

by Kyle O September 29, 2005