My leg is broken

Deliberately hurting oneself to get out of doing something.

Woman: Will you take the trash out?

Man: I can't. *Twists his leg* My leg is broken!

Woman: *Walks away in disgust*

Man: *Winks at the camera, then starts screaming in pain*

by Ubeenbamboozledson January 5, 2022

Key to my leg

like the key to your heart, but instead- it's a key to crank up Omar's leg

when im in a proper serious relationship im gonna hand her a key and she's gnna be like "awww is this a key to your appartment" and i'll be like "no this is a key to my leg"

by omarisafuckin'_G December 28, 2018

Agh my leg

When someone in sponge Bob hurts their leg

Sponge Bob was driving his boat as he drove into the Krusty Krab and hits a table that crashed into a customer

Customer: Agh my leg!

by Goth cuck May 24, 2018

《¤》My《¤》Left《¤》Leg《¤》Is《¤》The《¤》Angel《¤》Number《¤》697《¤》629《¤》627《¤》343《¤《

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《¤》My《¤》Left《¤》Leg《¤》Is《¤》The《¤》Angel《¤》Number《¤》697《¤》629《¤》627《¤》343《¤《

by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 3, 2025

Pulled my leg

It is the action of pulling your hamstring

Oh no I’ve pulled my leg while playing hockey!

by Your trusty informer May 16, 2022

Pulling My Turkey Leg

Another expression of pulling my tail!

“ You are really pulling my turkey leg right now”

by corrinao October 11, 2025

I think my leg is broken

And you have to be carried out, because you think its a really bad break- because you cant feel it.

Fitz: I hope you saved some energy cuz.. my legs pinned. I think my leg is broken. You're gonna have to carry me out.
Mack: I got you turbo.

by Zema'am January 21, 2021