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My balls are sticking to my legs

A phrase women don't understand, they simply give a face of repulse to this phrase.

On a hot and humid day a man's genitals will chemically fuse to his legs in a hot sweaty mesh. Of which time said man will state this line.
Tom Cruise: Why didn't you bang her last night, man? She totally wanted you!

George W. Bush: I know man, but I told her that my balls are sticking to my legs. No chance I would've gone through with that going on.

Tom Cruise: Yeah, true ... California summers.

George W. Bush: California summers ...
by Nutthead June 21, 2010
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that thing between my legs

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Disrespecting my legacy

When a nigga talks shit about another nigga
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till my legs break

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Riding the d for so long that your legs physically break.
*a fine nigga posting sum*
“till my legs break”
by realdelusionalshi March 16, 2023
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Bro, i cant feel my legs.

Smoking weed over and over rapidly until you cant feel you legs.
Dude, i was at a party last night..., Bro, i cant feel my legs.
by Filthyness January 9, 2011
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Laying on my legs

Doing another's work.
Richard needs to keep up he's "laying on my legs"
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my Lego is full

Referring to the limited number of pegs to attach other Legos. People, like Legos, usually have a limited capacity for relationships. Some are four-peg Legos, some are 32.

We often fill our lives with meaningful relationships - people, or activities - and once our Lego is full, we can no longer add more.
My wife would love to have more kids, but my Lego is full. I don't think I could handle that right now.
by gwalter May 26, 2010
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