My Luscious Hair 

You say this when you slowly shake your head back and forth and fake being sexy

I shook out my hair and yelled My luscious hair!

My Luscious Hair by Tamire August 2, 2011

Disturbing My Foot Hair

Causing an uncontrollable urge to dance.

This song is really disturbing my foot hair!

Disturbing My Foot Hair by McNooget November 9, 2010

No hair off my balls 

1. Despite the obvious misfortune one remains optimistic.

or to the layman:
2. Shit ain't a big deal.

No hair off my balls.

No hair off my balls by Nick McD September 25, 2010

not by the hair on my chiny chin chin

a famous line from "The Three Little Pigs". also refers in code to a certain female teacher that has more man-hair than most boys in puberty.

Person A: (says) not by the hair on my chiny chin chin
Person A: (begins to rub chin)
Persons B&C: (begin to laugh)

not by the hair on my chiny chin chin by numanuma324 April 6, 2005

a wild hair up my butt 

A sarcastic way of saying/admitting that you made a mistake, or did something stupid/ irresponsible.

Homeowner: "I didn't ask for that! I'm not paying for it!"
Carpenter: "I'm sorry mam, i thought it would be a nice touch. Guess I had a wild hair up my butt on that!"

a wild hair up my butt by talk2me-JCH2 April 17, 2021

Who put pubic hair on my coke? 

What Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas asked Professor Anita Hill which was revealed during his easily successful Supreme Court confirmation hearing.

It’s so clear that for a man of Clarence Thomas’ stature to ask, “who put pubic hair on my coke?” is the completely harmless act of a jokester!

Who put pubic hair on my coke? by Dr Bunnygirl May 4, 2023

ball hair on my nipples

the hair just around your nipples that look like the hair found on your sack

I have ball hair on my nipples.

ball hair on my nipples by phenompyrus October 19, 2004