Mundelein

One of the most awkward and unfortunate suburbs of Chicago, too large to really be considered a small town but too small to actually be interesting. Mundelein is best-known for its gang fights, large Hispanic population, high number of teen pregnancies, and drug network (the local Burger King made national news for selling drugs out its drive-thru windows). Attractions at its high school include live arrests in the parking lot during first period and a comically bad football team.

Residents of the town flock to cooler places for entertainment, since Mundelein is primarily made up of Starbucks and Walgreens, with the occasional SuperTarget or Baskin Donuts. Popular nicknames for the town include Mundeslime, Fundelein, and Little Mexico.

Libertyville kid: Hey, look, a gang fight!
Mundelein kid: Psh, that's not a real gang fight. You want to see that? Go to Mundelein.

by skittlesbunnyx3 June 25, 2008

Mundelein Fever

a disease that inflicts 95% of Mundelein High school athletes. Its symptoms include the lack of ability to work out in the weight room or in the offseason. Also, causes athletes to think they suck at everything and will never win. No cure has been found yet.

Bob-Hey man why don't we ever win?

Jim-Cause we all have the Mundelein Fever

by I know all711 October 16, 2009

Mundelein Masher

When a guy puts calamari rings on his thing and proceeds in moist coitus with his lady friend.

Yeah, Tyrone gave me the Mundelein Masher last night and I was all about it!

by moremonstermash June 3, 2016

Muneeza

A beautiful young woman ,may get emotional a lot ,but tho in heart she is very strong

Muneeza

by Uuijjgggg April 2, 2019

mundies

When you pull your pants all the way up, so as to hide your underwear specifically to avoid judgement or assumptions from society or law enforcement

the mundies are showing bruh, better hide that
you don't put the mundies away they gonna judge

by ianofaustin October 19, 2020

mundele

A Congolese term for white people

Itirete: wow why would he do that
Marchandise: a ba mundele

by 12Candybitch34 June 16, 2017

Mundelein

Mundelein is also known for there police and narcotics force. There cops are scum bags that pull over teenagers for no other reason but to hastle and search them. The cops are more concerned with busting kids at the frolf course for being there 5 mins before the park closes then taking rapists off the street.

*two kids driving
kid #1: dude im getting pulled over by mundelein.
*three more cop cars arrive
officer: do you know why i pulled you over?
officer: the green air freshener u have hanging from your rear view mirror is an obstructed view. step outside of the car.

by Mikey Pe. February 28, 2009