Multitabbing

This is an action or ability or addiction whereby an individual who, to the annoyance of many, has multiple internet browser tabs open at once, usually 5 or more and often upwards of 15-20 and often for weeks on end. These individuals believe that they will, at some point in the next 12-24 hours, be able to browse the contents of each tab they have open and are irritated if the tabs are closed or "gone over" by a family member. More often than not, the individual either copies the tab links into an e-mail they hope to be able to find later or they close the tab reluctantly, realizing after 14-21 days that they will simply not have the time or that the contents of the link aren't interesting enough after all.

My day begins and ends with multitabbing.

by Doctora December 24, 2012

multitrasking

Taking a test given by a dickhead who calls himself a teacher and texting secretly at the same damn time.

Person 1: What were you doing yesterday in chem?
Person 2: Multitrasking....my mom's not going to be happy with my grade.

by please don't shoot me January 7, 2013

Multitaskinater

One who is gifted enough to have the ability to (ie) roll a blunt ,text on his cell phone while weighing up a bag for a customer, while parralell parhking.

James:Damn Frank is always busy.

Charles: wouldnt matter anyways, that guys a multitaskinater! He's got this.

by Vicious spitz May 15, 2020

multiballing

Subliminally tricking your friend(s) into being schizophrenic by strategically putting a fake word that they made up or a fake word that you want them to believe into your text messages or speech.

"My friend said he saw a new gamemode in a game we played but it didn't actually exist so we did some multiballing to make him think it was actually real and to become schizophrenic."

by stayhuskyfellas April 3, 2021

multimasking

When one mask is not enough and you will need more masks to try to prevent a micro size virus from infecting you. An example would be compared to a fly being prevented from going through to chain link fences of multi fencing. It also helps to prove you are so virtuous by attempting to block such micro virus. Ignore the fact that you can still smell perfume that is not the point!

Me to my friend: "Polly, you need to wear two masks or this pandemic will never go away...please be kind and do your part!"
Polly to Me: "But I can still smell other smells so how will that help me by multimasking, with a virus that is much smaller than a perfume molecule?"
Me to my friend: "Polly, just do it!"
Polly to Me: "But this is not science...or anything logical?"
Me to my friend: "Polly, you just do not care do you?"
Polly to Me: "I guess I need to go along to be friends?"
Me to my friend: wink

by roxbox007 January 24, 2022

Multitisking

The ability to disapprove of various things at the same time..

That Karen across the street has been multitisking at her neighbours the entire day

by Xoser the poser June 14, 2024